Homeless Shark 🦈

21, 6’4 He/Him
Service Dog :3

Dms Open, dont be weird
Minors DNI

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

Party outfit

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

Today I learned my great grandfather was a state mandated smoking area and is the person responsible for letting you drive with an open tab in my state😭😭😭

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

The biggest unfunny redditor you know is slapping his belly to ts

[Fahhh @yowtfahhh]

GTA 6 Release:

PS5 Day 1 PC Day 1

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

@FemboyKaworu @Fluffyeman10 Yes, before I got it I’d have debilitating pain every day and that’s mostly better now but I might have to go get more surgery in 5-10 years

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

id wear so many croptops if i didnt have a massive ugly scar down the length of my back </3

[Terotex @xTerotex]

notice how there’s nothing about food/water or stamina

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

i recall like embarrassing moments ive had, and physically cringe and have to like shove it from my mind

[Moses @Mozes60]

BREAKING: Scientists confirm that ADHD brains do not process regret the same way neurotypical brains do.

The guilt doesn’t fade. It replays at full volume. On a loop. For years.

This is not a character flaw. This is a documented difference in how the ADHD prefrontal cortex stores emotional memory.

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

@Ghostyy___ thats real tho we dont like ai

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

@Fluffyeman10 oh its just from back surgery ive got scoliosis and it got bad enough it needed to be corrected

[Oodles 🐓🐈‍⬛🍉 @MAMA_LOOGI]

Monster Hunter wilds had very poor optimization at launch, and it got eaten alive because of it, I better see all you treating gta6 the exact same way when it launches and runs like shit.

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

okay i might have to eat my words soon cus but i quite like when a bl doesnt overindulge the reader with something like a poly relationship BECAUSE the characters just arent like that. well done mr/ms author

[ikyrtzuuu2 @ikyrtzuuu2]

💪🏻🤍🤎
#nerdproject #너드프로젝트

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

Now seems like a good time to remind people that a bit over ten years ago, China compromised a network of CIA sources, hunted them down, and executed them.

https://t.co/JlyENCR2Hf

[Judgement Kazzer @JudgementKazzer]

"lower performance is completely fair for the most advanced game ever"
"nobody buys physical anymore"
"80 bucks is fully reasonable for the amount of content"
"who cares about pc anyway"
"13 years isn't that long for a game of this magnitude"

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

@dismantlemines2

[WillowTheFoxΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️🐾Pawbz are cute!🐾 @Willowfoxxo]

:3 :3

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

and like, NO BITCH! idk what youre doing and it sure aint turning me on!

locking eyes with a seductive look on your face has a higher success rate with autistic tops just fyi

[Thea 🏳️‍⚧️🦘 @TeddyisVenn]

Bottoms dont even ask you for sex they just start moving weird and making funny noises until you do something about it

[51小鱼 die系匹配 @PSbassguide]

男娘的屁眼和女人的屁眼，摸上去、操进去、射完拔出来，差别大得很，不是一回事。
女人那菊花，天生就在阴道旁边，中间隔着一层肉膜，你手指一伸进去，能感觉到旁边那条软软的阴道壁在轻轻动。操的时候，如果你鸡巴够粗，还能带着阴道一起抽动，里面又湿又滑，屁眼本身反而没那么“死”。很多女人平时不练，屁眼会比较紧，但因为旁边有阴道和子宫的牵扯，松紧度会随月经周期、高潮状态变化，有时候突然一缩一缩的，像在主动咬你。射进去的精液，有时候会顺着会阴流到阴道口，或者她自己用手指一抠就带出来。
男娘的屁眼就完全不一样。男娘是男的，后面只有直肠和前列腺，没有阴道。你鸡巴插进去，首先撞的是前列腺那块硬硬的肉核。那玩意儿一被顶到，男娘会猛地抖一下，腰一软，前面那根小肉棒自己就翘起来流水。屁眼本身因为没有旁边的阴道撑着，肉壁更“实”，操进去的时候感觉更像在往一条直直的肠子里钻，阻力感更明显。很多男娘会自己用假阳具或者手指扩，扩开之后松是松，但一收就死死箍住，没有女人那种“旁边还有个洞在帮忙缓冲”的感觉。射精的时候，精液是直接灌进直肠里的，拔出来会带出一股浓精混着肠液，味道更冲。
总结就一句话：女人的屁眼是“旁边有个逼在陪着一起爽”，男娘的屁眼是“自己扛着前列腺被干到腿软”。一个是双洞联动，一个是纯后面被操到前列腺高潮，爽法完全不同。你要是喜欢又紧又会自己缩的，男娘那玩意儿往往更带劲；要是喜欢又湿又软、还能蹭到旁边那条缝的，还是女人更舒服。
反正都是菊花，一个是带阴道的，一个是带前列腺的，自己选。

[Homeless Shark 🦈 @HomelessShark]

how it feels to be lowk insane but have normal friends

[Hutch @hutchinson]

7 republicans missed the vote as well. If Johnson had caught wind of perfect dem attendance, he would have run the clock for as long as he needed to.

The next Congress will be sworn in come January and Hegseth will be impeached immediately. WHY DOES ANY OF THIS MATTER??