HomelessTyson

39 Days without a shower. 20 cardboard boxes. 1 homeless Tyson. The low quality of this account is not the actual super high dopeness of real Tyson.

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I stayed in park bench waaay too long this morning.

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Kelz just intantly became the most rooted for player in challenge history just by Josh trying to throw him in #TheChallenge37

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@robcesternino @NicoleCesWhat @rachelfoulger I’ve seen Rachel and Nicole before so I knew it would be good but I was also pleasantly surprised at how good Mrs. Skeet Dog was. Great episode.

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@NicoleCesWhat I’ll inform Mrs. Homeless Tyson and the rest of the fake Tyson wives. Thanks for the invite. See you there.

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@TysonApostol your joke on #NewsAF when Rob started talking about a guy named Jensen Carp and you immediately said that name sounds fishy kind of got glossed over by the boys but will go down as one of the greatest jokes ever.

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@taranarmstrong Twistos Twist: Kevin Martin and Tyson Apostol enter the house and are allowed to challenge one HG for their spot. They both prevail, sending David and Nicole out of the game. Janelle and Britney return for no reason. Hosted by Arisa Cox.

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@TysonApostol Every 4 years I need to tweet these out.

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@TysonApostol

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@TysonApostol

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@KevinRobMartin @GGPokerOfficial THIS IS BEANS!

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Hey @AdamScottKlein just wanted to let you know you’re the fucking best!

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@holloranm @TysonApostol @jeremy2collins This deserves to be the most liked tweet ever.

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And the King stays King! Tyson that is.

But congratulations to Tony as well.
#Survivor

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The worst words of the week
“Previously on Seal Team”
#Survivor

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@robcesternino Tyson still has to come back into the game

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@TysonApostol Just when I thought Tyson couldn’t be more inspiring than he already is he goes and says what others aren’t willing to say. You’ve brought me to tears. So brave.

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@TysonApostol I’m proud to have you as my leader and can’t wait to see you get voted out for a 3rd time.

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@FatTysonApostol I’m thinking we probably end up getting stabbed in the heart a 3rd time after he comes back again

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Tyson and I have been together for 36 years. #WinnersAtWar

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Ok the music has to go. It’s sad and not sad in the I’m crying sad. Sad pathetic. #Survivor

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Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! #Survivor

I wub you Tyson!!!!!!