Homeless Jim

I'm homeless what's it to ya? How about I murder you and take over your life?

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@27518 just watched one of your police officers blow through a red light while talking on a cell

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@MellowDurham thanks for the follow I've been frequenting your dumpsters for years... I love the scraps of the Funky Q

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@thehpweaver welcome to my dumpster

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@TheOnlyOrbei we have jars of our own piss.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@TheOnlyOrbei I have my own army

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@NerdMelt left overs dropped in the trash can outside the China Garden Buffet.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

Got away with bathing in the park today cause people thought I was dumping ice water on myself for charity.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@billburr is that my ass?

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@GummyBlayr I want a nice pair of fingerless gloves and hot mug of soup kitchen soup

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@ZerlinaMaxwell @gabydunn @AP Is drunk a race now.Finally! I'm a minority and can use affirmative action maybebill be able to get a home now

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

No every time I hear a homeless guy use the N word I say thank god they don't have NBA team

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

I got 49 followers which is roughly the amount of times I was told "get a job you bum" today.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

At this point Obama care for the homeless is the splint I made out of left over campaign signs for that guy over there that broke his leg.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

People are finally throwing away their Easter eggs... JACK POT!

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

Homeless protip: when dumpster diving near a rehab clinic always send the heroin addict in first cause he'll find all the used needles.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

Warm weather! Get ready to smell the homeless we'll be ripe soon.

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

I went looking for new place to live. I found a nice gutter, it's a little small, but you know what the say location, location, location!

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

Warmer weather means no more dumpster naps

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

Homeless protip: always have enough change for a cup of coffee at a place like panera bread so management has to call u a paying customer

[Homeless Jim @Homeless_James]

@itsshanesmith @DSIcomedy good something to warm my hands over.