Homeowner Memes

Average memes for Average Homeowners

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Houses cost half a million dollars, next question.

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🚨 Estimated % of 30-Year-Olds Who Are Both Married and Homeowners

What do you think is causing this drop?

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@TheChiefNerd Houses cost half a million dollars, next question.

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One of the hardest things about becoming a parent that no one tells you about is how you have to learn how to do everything one handed

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Dealing drugs in the nice neighborhoods until the houses become affordable again. I call it ‘Fentrification’.

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‘Hey babe why don’t we fix those squeaky floors?’

Me: ‘But what about the Ninjas?’

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I don’t know anything about the looming economic crisis, much less how to fix it, but I do know that the memes are going to be fire

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You may legally become an adult at 18 but you’re not officially ‘Old’ until you accept defeat and finally download your local grocery store’s mobile app.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but nobody wants to pay for a subscription to your mediocre Instagram page.

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Welcome to homeownership, you now get excited about things like good water pressure and the city providing dumpsters for fall cleanup.

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35 Relatable Memes About Owning A Home, As Shared By This Instagram Account #Memes #Relatable

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Mortgage lenders will really comb through your personal finances to ‘check if you’re financially responsible’. Like they didn’t just give someone $750,000 in a bubble market to buy a house built in 1904? Worry about yourself bb.

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If a realtor says a house is ‘centrally located’, it just means you can hear the freeway at all times.

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Describe your house using only a movie title.

I’ll start: The Neverending Story

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How I became a real estate mogul at 25:

1) stopped eating out
2) got Hulu with ads
3) had my mommy co-sign for my first $800,000 house
4) buy store brand instead of name brand

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About 9 months ago, my 83 year old neighbor saw a package get stolen off of my porch. Today she printed off this meme and brought it to me.