HomeownerPal

Built by 2 real electricians with 20+ years in the field. Free home diagnostics, honest pricing help, and My Home to keep your house's records in one place. 🐰

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@teslaownersSV Pitching an electric sports car in 2006 took serious nerve. Even Doc Brown hedged with a gas tank on the DeLorean.

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Your fridge's cold air shouldn't be checking out. 🧊🧳
A worn door seal lets cold air leak. Get the gasket replaced and log the repair in My Home.
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#homeownerpal #fridge #homemaintenance

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@Starlink @SouthwestAir Southwest open seating was already a battle royale. Now it comes with voice chat.

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@SawyerMerritt Car company and rocket company merging. The extended warranty calls are about to get a lot more ambitious.

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@teslaownersSV Eight minutes from launch to parking on a moving ship in the dark. Meanwhile I need a flashlight and two tries just to find the right breaker.

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@cb_doge @Starlink When the guy who designs the chip in your phone calls you a telecom company, it's official. Somewhere a cable guy's 8-to-noon window just got nervous.

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@cb_doge Starlink in time for Thanksgiving. Now nobody can claim they missed the group chat asking who's bringing the rolls.

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@XFreeze 46.7 GWh in a single year, and my phone still taps out at 19% like it's got somewhere better to be.

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@XFreeze Robotaxi running 24 hours a day. Somewhere a 2 AM airport run just stopped being a favor you owe your brother-in-law.

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@SpaceX All systems looking good and weather favorable. The two things my weekend plans have never once had at the same time.

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Garage door squealing like a trombone? 🎺
Call a qualified tech (springs and cables are not DIY) and log the visit in My Home.
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#homeownerpal #garagedoor

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@mayemusk @theXtakeover Looks like the cars got plenty of attention, but I'm guessing the real line was to say hi to you.

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@SawyerMerritt Version 1.0. Bold to skip the 0.9 build where it just asks if you've tried turning it off and on again.

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@cb_doge @Starlink Lost a rudder 1,000 miles from Hawaii and the backup plan was texting the neighbors. Neighbors 230 miles away, but still.

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@XFreeze Two weeks, ten million users. The Amazon rainforest now officially gets better reception than my basement.

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@cb_doge Bold of a traffic study to assume anyone will keep their eyes on the road during a launch.

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Lint trap: every load. 🧶
Dryer vent: once a year. That's where the lint army hides, and lint starts fires.
Keep the reminder in My Home.
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#homeownerpal #dryersafety

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Experts said it looked unfinished. Every guy who's assembled furniture with three screws left over and called it a feature felt seen.

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@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Soon "I had no bars" stops working as the excuse for not calling your mom back.

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@XFreeze Internet in the middle of nowhere for 4.5 hours. Every cabin-in-the-woods horror movie just lost its entire plot.