Homer

30-something lawyer | (sometimes) living the dream

[Homer @Homer]

Having a come-to-Jesus realization about one of the many ways boxing is broken. For context, look at the percentage increase in body weight for boxing’s current weight classes vs the increases in the proposed alternative. The jumps make more sense plus there’s more parity #boxing

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

What’s the lore behind your pinned post?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[🏳️‍⚧️ A comfortable Bea🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @FumiaBeatrice]

This is actually really sad. This child got famous and hasn't been able to make friends, this is really terrible....

Also, he talks like Marlon Brando, that's funny as fuck.

[Homer @Homer]

I know the big push rn in women’s #boxing is moving from 10x2 championship fights to 12x3. 10x2 is definitely too short, but I feel like the pace is thrown off by moving to 3min rounds. I feel like the best compromise for women’s boxing would be moving to 12x2 for title fights

[Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh]

Our public schools in Ohio are struggling — all while taxpayers send billions of dollars into an unaccountable voucher system.

This isn’t a solution that benefits Ohio students. That’s why our agenda prioritizes fully funding public schools so that every child has the chance to succeed.

[Homer @Homer]

CA would be a perfect test case for rank-choice voting. Most everyone is left-of-center but to varying degrees across the state. (Plain Dems, Bay Area hippies, mountain libertarians, Abundance LA folks, etc). Having those factions legislate in different parties wud be interesting

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

California Democrats are the most mediocre Democrats in the country. Sit on immense wealth and a population that gives them supermajorities and basically accomplish nothing except massive dysfunction.

[Joe Gieringer @TheCinemaSieve]

You have to remember two things here. The first is that much of the online right views the h1-b visa "controversy" as one of the biggest issues in American politics, and if Vivek is going to win them over he *has* to demonstrate his hatred of other minority groups. Full stop.

[Homer @Homer]

Just saw @LeonThomas at the Toronto airport, but my gf and I were too timid to ask for a pic 😩 #rnb

[Joe Gieringer @TheCinemaSieve]

You had to watch like 14 separate TV shows to catch up on and understand the lore of this thing. Of course regular folks are staying away in this economy!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

[Homer @Homer]

I don’t think this is a big deal. Hov has sent some lines at Drake before, and then they made up and did a few more songs together. This will pass too 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://t.co/ZMg6UpU8cO

[StanademiksTV @stanademikstv]

Jay-Z addresses Drake’s obsession with him in a freestyle at the Roots picnic.

“The Jig is up, I’m up 10, wrong chart champ, gotta look up again. N only look up to Hov, I never looked up to them. Crackaz got your publishing go talk tough to them”

[Homer @Homer]

@FoolyBeats Yelawolf was surprised, but I dont think Kendrick was. They’re of the same age, both from CA. I bet they’d crossed paths before & were acting like it. I think Kendrick was just cheesing out of amusement, like “hell yeah 😄” Yelawolf genuinely looked like “well how about that” lol

[Prod. by Chrissa☠SJE @FoolyBeats]

Remember that time Lil B was a XXL Freshman and everyone thought he was gonna come spit some trash at the Cypher but he pulled up and had the best verse and had Kendrick Lamar and Yelawolf's jaw dropped? Yeah I'm sure he was never good 🙄

[Homer @Homer]

@ihabs11_ @techyougo Tbh, I think those bars (and the shots on “Janice”) are for Kanye

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Thank you BasedGod. Teaching us all how to swagg in videos. You and Wayne most influential. Thank you BasedGod.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us.

[Homer @Homer]

@taulbee54 😂😂 now we have the answer!

[Homer @Homer]

AB is the reason they came out with the pregnant man emoji

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Deen says AB’s tattoo turned into a whole sentence after it was supposed to be one word when he was skinny 😭

[Homer @Homer]

The weird part abt Drake’s career straddling the pre-streaming & streaming eras is his best songs didnt make it to # 1. Instead, his list contains a bunch of slop that got first-week hype then fell off

Also, “Hotline Bling” should’ve been his first solo # 1 but he got screwed

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

Michael Jackson’s #1 songs and Drake’s #1 songs (add Janice STFU which just hit #1)

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I know everyone hates them but this is why HOAs exist.