Homero

How to kill someone. Fill them with love, then leave.

[Homero @Homero_]

Blunts for days https://t.co/PPoWMn2yMU

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

#TBT that time Tupac taught everyone how to roll a blunt #HappyBirthdayTupac
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[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Homero @Homero_]

@cartoonnetwork @ToonHive It’s heartbreaking knowing that at 39 I was never a Cartoon Network kid.

[Homero @Homero_]

@NoContextHumans Pregnant, keeping it.

[Homero @Homero_]

@DiscussingFilm This is going to suck just like Oppenheimer

[Homero @Homero_]

@DiscussingFilm Gay.

[Homero @Homero_]

@letterboxd Why?

[Homero @Homero_]

@TrungTPhan @RealGDT That is crazy. Next to hookers and drug dealers

[Homero @Homero_]

@RealMTR So I’ll make a video of me reacting to your video reacting to their video

[Homero @Homero_]

@DiscussingFilm Our whole office is going as a work trip to go see it tonight.

[Homero @Homero_]

@HumanityChad Have you ever seen Bojack Horseman?

[Homero @Homero_]

@DiscussingFilm It’s the frosting on top of a pile of shit. The whole movie is a waste of time. Why is there a great grandmother flying an X wing? Why does he walk like that?

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

This has a clinical name. Revenge bedtime procrastination. And the ADHD version runs on a completely different mechanism than the neurotypical one.

A neurotypical person stays up late because they want more leisure time. The ADHD brain stays up because it spent every drop of dopamine it had on executive function during the day. Sitting in meetings, managing transitions, filtering impulses, remembering the thing you were supposed to remember. That burns through dopamine the way sprinting burns through glycogen. By 10pm the tank is empty.

But here's where it gets counterintuitive. The exhaustion is physical. The dopamine deficit is neurological. Those are two separate systems. Your muscles want sleep. Your prefrontal cortex is starving for the stimulation it was denied all day because it spent 14 hours on task-switching and impulse control instead of anything that actually felt rewarding.

The phone at midnight is the brain trying to collect what it's owed. Low-effort, high-stimulation content. Scrolling, short videos, rabbit holes. The exact profile of activity that delivers dopamine without requiring the executive function you already depleted.

The sleep researchers call this a "self-regulation failure." It's closer to a debt collection. You borrowed against your own reward system to function all day. The bill comes due at midnight. And the brain will not let you sleep until it gets paid.

[Homero @Homero_]

@McDonalds @ak537a Thought this was America!!

[S6BER @s6berr]

Larry Wheels got COMPLETELY LOST when he COULDN'T land a single punch in the boxing ring while TRAINING for his MMA ARC 😳👀

"Larry, come on. You have 30 seconds. Come on."

[Homero @Homero_]

@BIGLILIxBADBICH You are referring to the surgeon, right?

[Homero @Homero_]

@lordeacerve Is her career over?

[Homero @Homero_]

@ClownWorld You don’t realize how expensive or difficult it is to find good quality rocks until you need one.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

EPIC MODE ACTIVATED
President Trump stared down Xi Jinping and delivered a masterstroke that left the room in silence:

“I brought the 30 most powerful business leaders on the planet to these talks… and they all said yes. I didn’t send the second-in-command or the vice president.

I wanted the number one from each empire! Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and the other titans… the best in the world are here, right in front of you.”

Then, with his winner’s smile, he sealed the deal:
“They’re here today to pay respect to you and to China. They come hungry to do business, invest, and create. From our side, it’ll be 100% reciprocal.”

The message is clear: America isn’t coming to beg. It’s coming with the supreme bosses of global innovation to lay all the cards on the table.

This isn’t normal diplomacy… this is high-voltage diplomacy!

- @Jhonffonseca

[Homero @Homero_]

@LordeUpdatesBR Going both days

[Homero @Homero_]

@LangmanVince Wait until they find out he voiced the Joker