alprazolamb of god

.0. the nostradamus of crap - training for a #shitlposting #aibot - pretentious yet ashamed

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Coming soon: the complete invalidation of anything virtual! If it’s not tactile, it’s not real!
Exciting new content coming, including:
The news
Any call from anyone ever
Literally anything
Anything
Everything is fake now
#tedevans

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Hi Constance! Wanted to follow up on that awesome LinkedIn offer you had for me

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

I'll see me in another year or so, to remind myself again to buckle up. I wonder if ai games and movies will be common or mainstream?

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Oh buddy are you on for a ride… #thefuture

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Oh buddy are you on for a ride… #thefuture

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Absolute dystopian madness when on a website the enter key doesn't initiate the search and I have to click the goddamn button

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Politics aside, @mattgaetz has some sinister-ass villain eyebrows

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

The invention of smoking: here inhale over this fire you'll get dizzy.

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

In soccer can they balance the ball on their faces like a seal and just run into the net?

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

I don't make any damn sense on here I should go back to texting myself

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

If the world is simulated it wouldn't have to have every detail and electron and star rendered and created. It would only have to stimulate the brain parts that make it percieve all that other stuff so just lights and sound and stuff

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Imagine Ai in a game that was so good it could predict exactly what you were going to do and say next so it only rendered those and wait what if ... oh no free will is a lie.

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

"ROGUE NECROMANCER is Rook's version of Fishing Garrett's 20 foot python" is the deepest cut thought I've had in a while

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Upcoming food shortage for everything but Leopards.

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Brie tastes like someone was making cheese and gave up.

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Beige flag: i will vastly, nearly obnoxiously, overcommit to active listening.

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Remember, speak softly and carry on about some golfers big dong

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

One of the biggest failures of modern technology is Bluetooth. Somehow we decided it would be the universal standard for electronics despite consistently working like a blubbering sack of vomited dogshit.

[alprazolamb of god @Homesicktiger]

Eddie Vetter says "and this part of the song I'm gonna go AAaaawoooouuuuowooooaaaaa" and everyone nods

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@elonmusk You're still not funny, sir.

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Nutella was actually named that by her evil stepsisters because she was always covered in

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House bothers me because they have great lead actors and dogshit day players. Consistently.