Dan Carpenter

I help people plan, purchase, and set up their self sufficient homesteads

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@BallySportsSD @heyscan it was awesome to connect outside Coors last night and hear about your Brazilian son in law. Thanks for taking a minute with our group. P.s. the vid in the tweet was Simon when you interviewed us on field back in 2017!

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@thestevenwoods Damn these are sweet!!! Will be buying a couple sets and lighting for good luck!! 🤘

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@BenAndWoods You guys are the greatest in all the land!!! Thanks guys and Go Pads!

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@BenAndWoods Any chance you guys could do a quick B-day shout out? My sister Christy is the most "Dodger-hating-bleed-brown-and-gold-Padre-fan" in all the land, and freakin loves B&W! Today's her bday and she's listening RN! 🤘

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@mickeykoke @JURICKSONPROFAR CERTIFIED FILTHY 🔥🔥🔥

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@DanielRyanEvans @Cbasschronicles When worlds collide

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@clownworld Not really... it actually all boils down to this:

https://t.co/oRAepcE6pr

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@Cbasschronicles @ddogsbbq @derekporter_ 😂

[Mark Carpenter @MarkCar53243269]

@Padres @tatis_jr Let's bring the energy tonight boys! San Diego loves you! #forthefaithful #forpeter

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@haleshannon Daughter is obsessed! She has read all of your autobiographies and wants to become a writer too. Thanks for the inspiration! 🙏

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@MarkCar53243269 @Padres "Robbing doubles down the line in a city near you" @Cbasschronicles #padres

[Mark Carpenter @MarkCar53243269]

@Padres Channeling positive vibes for the boys tonight! Let's go Pads!

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@973TheFanSD Kudos for somebody that finally gives the dead ass truth when asked why he signed "....the money... and they were the last chance I had at getting a deal"

Already like this guy for his honesty.

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@Padres @ANG_Recruiting Filthy

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@stuiesloan @Padres One word for Hader: Manny

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@Padres Remember when everybody was pissed that he was out there playing soccer when he was injured?

This is the other side of having all that energy. ⚡️

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@Lucks265 @Padres Amazing play right???!!! Best one of the year by far!! 🥇

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@JeremiahBonds @Padres ....and just like that, the baby was awake again! 😂

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@Cbasschronicles @novummed 😂

[Dan Carpenter @HomesteadLaunch]

@jayquintana_jr @aedmondstv ....and unfortunately this was 💯 spot on.

Couldn't be a more representative 2 tweets of the entire season