Gary Homewood

Writer, clergyman, Christian Funeral Celebrant, Counsellor, husband, father, Remainer, member of Greenpeace, Manchester United shareholder, Pythonesque Goon!

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@StevenIsserlis Inimitable. He once ended a show by turning to the camera and saying, “I’ve been asked to thank the director, the producer, all the staff, the technicians, all the other artists on the show - and I said no!”

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@EricIdle Piece of cake!

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@ComradeHedgehog @robbie_byrnes Well said!

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@theAliceRoberts From https://t.co/Pu2GH9K2kb: “We think it’s vital that every young person learns about the different religions that are common in the UK today, as well as humanism. We work to ensure that such education is critical, objective, and pluralistic.” Or did you forget this?

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@theAliceRoberts Time to stop following you.

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@WilliamShatner Happy Birthday, Captain Kirk!

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I did start to read the UK Defence Review, but after it described how to insert your head in the sand, I lost interest.

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@vmac515 I will pray for you, but these are beautiful words, and the promise of our faith is certain. Every blessing to you both.

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@JohnSimpsonNews In days of imperial yore that was called sabre-rattling. No less unsettling a phenomenon in the twenty-first century.

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@StephenKing I wonder if the Republican Party even begins to comprehend what it has done. The rest of the world, I can assure you, looks on aghast. The tyrant wins - and gloats.

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Gone. Good!

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@MattyLad @JohnSimpsonNews Someone like John working for ITV would be more akin to a custodial sentence than a mere disciplinary censure in his file.

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@ClayreInTucson @thekjohnston Yep, that pretty much says it all.

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@sueperkins And in the rain! My wife often fantasises about activities in the rain .....

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@saftmick Wickedly funny!

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@carolkirkwood And to you and yours.

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@StevenIsserlis @wigmore_hall A lovely man. I remember Parkinson interviewing him and suggesting that he no longer needed to practice at his age. Slightly taken aback, the great man replied, “two hours a day, every day.”

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@carolkirkwood @BBCBreakfast Classic FM want us to vote for our favourite Christmas Carol. Our family has said Carol Kirkwood! We’re confident of winning. 😊

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@queenchristina_ You speak for a great many of us.

[Gary Homewood @HomewoodGary]

@StevenIsserlis Every time his death is mentioned, I think of his anonymous grave and could weep.