@StokeyyG2 Imagine getting back and seeing the state of the UK right now. I would just keep walking. Become the first person to circumnavigate the world on foot twice.
@MikeSonko It's very confusing just like as the saying goes.. You pass through the window and eat bread but onion can never become a chair even if antelope drives radio in a lizard's kidney.
@_sirnature It's very confusing just like as the saying goes.. You pass through the window and eat bread but onion can never become a chair even if antelope drives radio in a lizard's kidney.
Jomo Gecaga left Ann Kiguta with three kids and went for a fresh yellow-yellow damsel who still qualifies for girlfriend allowance. Early this year, Madam Ann activated Season 4, Episode 19 of The Tears of Jerusalem. She has been throwing utterances in parables huko kwa baddies app like a rattled venomous cobra.
I once saw one of her demand letters floating around the internet,, my friend, that thing had more drama than Telemundo, more threats than KPLC disconnection notices, and more paragraphs than the Bible.
Jomo loved Ann but Ann loved ambition, theatrics and emotional Olympics. She forgot where she came from and that’s how Lola Hannigan walked in, collected everything like a supermarket trolley, and even asked for loyalty points at the counter.
And as you can see, our boy has good taste. He doesn’t just chew, he experiments with them. That's why I've always insisted to Marry young if you want peace. Because when a woman reaches the “I’m not arguing, I’m addressing patterns” phase, your blood pressure becomes a public resource.
Lola is 22 years younger than Jomo. Meaning our boy will now age backwards. He will glow. He will moisturize by association. He will be mistaken for a DJ at club 1824. He will start using words like vibes, canon event, clock it, low-key, and literally unironically. Old men with money are not just eating good, they are also sleeping well.
Another beautiful day to remind men to look for money. Because money gives you youth, peace, and access to fine things even in your sunset days. It's also another gentle reminder to the bitter feminism department in their 30s with bodies shaped like an insect,,, head, abdomen & thorax.
Wanjiru, please go to the gym. Hydrate, Mind your nyash & you 3 big stomachs. Balance your nyash & boobs, Care for your body & Look for money. Because no man is coming to rescue you while your stomach arrives five minutes before you do and your nyash is living in two different constituencies. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀