shit my friends say

Using this to quote my friends and all the funny shit they say in life.

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@tacobell what the hell bro.

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@Zaxbys you really outdid it with the cheesecake bites. Thanks for that.

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@Zaxbys can anyone tell me why you can't order regular drinks on the app under drinks?!

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" I did something I haven't done in almost 40 years" " what cocaine??" " No I got stuck by a train on Heckscher drive"

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I almost made a stripper my girlfriend

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@tacobell really upset with the way out local Taco Bell was Tonight. First time in a long time I wanted to ask for a manager.

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"why th fuck is that McDonald's green?" "The state bird is probably different there"

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Cookies are just really sweet bread right?!

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I thought that burger king sign was the moon.

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I only came here to ask @Arbys why my Beef and cheddar only had beef and a SLICE of cheddar. And no red ranch. @ArbysCares

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"i have a secret I haven't told you I want to be @ArianaGrande friend" -unknown

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All we can do at that point is roll up our windows and enjoy.

[shit my friends say @Homiesaydumshit]

The devil smells like pancake batter.

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That's the beauty of mcdonald's you never know what you're going to get.

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If our eyes were square would they be called "eye squares"?

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Ya know they say thick thighs get guys. BUT webbed toes get HOES.