Elliot Phillips

Am I concise? ... No.

[Elliot Phillips @Homme_Magique]

OR the backstory to how the mum and dad met and fell in love before separating

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@TheShowstoppers Part 2 should start with the bears confessing their hopes and desires beyond the workshop

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

This shows the location data of phones that were on a Florida beach during Spring Break. It then shows where those phones traveled.

First thing you should note is the importance of social distancing. The second is how much data your phone gives off.

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#TheSession2020 guest of honour poster says @williamsonmagic but looks like an unimpressed @AlanPartirdge 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Had an interesting conversation about the #RQiPsychometric at #DOPConf today. Always exciting to see developments in the world of psychometrics!

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

This still gives me chills.

Carl Sagan demonstrates how the Greeks figured out the Earth was round and correctly calculated its circumference — 2,000 years ago:

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

🤯

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#RoseQuiz

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Tuesday is quiz night,
Don’t change it you poo!

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#TheRoseQuiz

Her and I were laying in bed the other day and a voice in my head said “don’t worry you’re not the first person to sleep with one of their patients”.

And then another voice said “yeah but you’re a vet!”

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Why does nobody like getting a present from Jaden Smith?

Because he’s an awful wrapper

#RoseQuiz

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How did I lose my job at Santa’s workshop?

I was caught playing with my elf!

#RoseQuiz

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Coming to power,
He’s been worse than we had feared.
Suck a dick Donald.

#RoseQuiz

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As I look at Kate,
Her outfit makes a statement.
“Table for one please!”

#RoseQuiz

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After killing his dad,
Oedipus married his mum.
That mother fucker.

#RoseQuiz

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Would you rather make your parents proud or host a weekly quiz?

#RoseQuiz

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#TheRoseQuiz

Reservoir Fogs

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#TheRoseQuiz

Cool Punnings

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#TheRoseQuiz

It’s A Punderful Life

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@joelycett Guess who just graduated?

[Elliot Phillips @Homme_Magique]

When it comes to wrapping presents, I’ve got a gift 🎁