HomoSimian

Urbane, eloquent, erudite. Penchant for inebriation. Mixologist leanings, but really, any alcohol combination will do.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@Qantas this is utterly gross.

[George Peppou @peppsyd]

What is the economic function of payroll tax? It seems like a regressive tax that would only serve to discourage hiring people.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@kuhnrikonusa @KuhnRikonUK @KuhnRikonEsp @kuhnrikon erm... This happened

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

.@matthaig1 thank you for the Midnight Library. It's given me a new compass after despair.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We have to come together to make Donald Trump a one-term president. Once we do that, we will not only do the hard work of rebuilding this nation — we will transform it and create a better future for all.

[Anne Edmonds @anneedmonds1]

I need help. please!

[NSW RFS @NSWRFS]

Together, we've been through a lot lately.

This #AustraliaDay we want to recognise all who have worked so hard to protect communities.

And we want to thank everyone for supporting one another when times are tough.

Let's celebrate what makes Australia great.

#ausday #nswrfs

[Sam Vance @samvance]

@MattHighKick @TIME I do think there’s an application of vertical farming for underserved markets with non-arable land.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

.@NewYorker I've been having difficulty trying to access my account despite having paid for a subscription and emailed numerous times. *sadface*

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@instagram Your ads are driving me crazy. I keep getting ads in Indonesia when I am in North America. WTF.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@NewYorker Im trying to link my subscription to my account but the site is saying that no records are available. Payment has already been taken. Pls help

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@AlexGreenwich did you approve this for works to commence at 9pm on a SUNDAY with a jackhammer on the street?

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@NBN_Australia @WalshBaySyd it's 9.15pm on a Sunday and you start work on the NBN installation. SERIOUSLY???

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

SUNDAY NIGHT JACKHAMMERS AT 10PM?

[nbn® Australia @NBN_Australia]

@HomoSimian We can appreciate the inconvenience here. Though we aim to complete majority of works during standard hours, there are scenarios where this may not be achievable. Could you send us your address and contact details via DM, so that this may be investigated further. ^Jordyn https://t.co/jp7CKF6S7U

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

@NBN_Australia @WalshBaySyd it's 9.15pm on a Sunday and you start work on the NBN installation. SERIOUSLY???

[invertigro @invertigro]

"It's not been an overnight adaptation. Some things work, some don't, but your body tends to lean towards those that work for you personally". Thanks to @CicadaInnov @_growlab drawing attention to an issue many ambitious founders sacrifice.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

Mental well-being as a founder is oft-overlooked.

[invertigro @invertigro]

"It's not been an overnight adaptation. Some things work, some don't, but your body tends to lean towards those that work for you personally". Thanks to @CicadaInnov @_growlab drawing attention to an issue many ambitious founders sacrifice.

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

How to starter: date night édition. Salmon roe, caviar, sea urchin. restauranthubert
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#howto #supper #husband #datenight #seafood #caviar #amusebouche #appetizer #horsdoeuvres… https://t.co/EykVXdunwt

[HomoSimian @HomoSimian]

14 years later, thin digestives are (looking) unhealthily pale... @McVities

[invertigro @invertigro]

A big step for InvertiGro as we are recognised as part of the new wave of Ag-Tech! Thanks @_growlab