Not a hole Keisha, a valve

Follow me for jokes, zingers, and silly rants. Oh, and if you don't like me, you are probably dumb.

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Are we going to sit around and pretend that Craigslist didn’t keep this entire country going for YEARS?! I legit used every section on there. Show Craigs some respect.

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Can someone please explain how I get 43 to 76 emails PER DAY to my personal Gmail? Why? Ugh

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Things I am embarrassed about:
1- the ungodly amount of my hair the vacuum picks up when I clean the house
2- how much I genuinely loved The Lion King when it came out in 1994

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

#BathandBodyWorks candle sale: 1
#Me : 0

Completely unrelated but does anyone know how to start a GoFundMe to help someone with a new massive $$ debt??

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Remember when getting a Biohazard symbol tattoo was *sO eDgY* ☣️☣️☣️

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Portugal passed a law about bosses texting, WE GET IT OKKKKKKK

#58headlinesToday #SaturatedInfo

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Am I a Bear? I fought the title for years but now I’m doubting that decision.
#FatBearWeek #LyndaCarter #gayquestions #gaytwitter #bear #gaybear

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

I stopped using Facebook a few weeks ago bc I am petty and it annoyed me. So basically, starting my Twitter back up the other day was a sign from the ancients. #FollowMe for more life tips.
#facebookdown #facebookoutage

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Aparently it is Hercules in Gatorade right now so watch out!!
#MercuryRetrograde #Why #StayAlert #GayDallas #GayTwitter

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Ok I also got nothin for sexyfunny UGGGHHHHGHHGGGGGGHHHH
#gayproblems

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Firing up my #GayTwitter. Do I go meanfunny or sadfunny?? I can’t go richfunny bc I’m broke. #DecisionsDecisions

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Firing up my #GayTwitter. Do I go meanfunny or sadfunny?? I can’t go richfunny bc I’m broke. #DecisionsDecisions

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Not going to lie, I never got much traction with this Twitter profile but my old Tweets are SPOT ON.

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Your backwards hat looks stupid af. #YouWelcome

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

Clearly, I have been slacking here. Show some love. *insert platonic hug here*

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

NEW POST - St Partys Day. Errrr "Patty's" http://t.co/o672dWiugG

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

The AFV studio audience is always laughing just a lil too hard. #SettleDown #NotThatFunny

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

4:30am sounds like a great time for you to go running through the house yowling. #catproblems #ahole #SHUTUPPP http://t.co/ycUR05ZlH6

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

There are 2 types of drivers: me and all those other idiots. #traffic #truth

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve @HomoTexan]

@JulietteLewis I can be that friend if you need. #weed ? #food ? #hugs ? #nothugsthatscreepy ! #fabergeeggs ? #no #yes #maybe #circleone