Dr.OP⚕️

⚕️Medical student⚕️NIH Kolkata.
basketball player 🏀 ||memer🙃||
#Homoeopath 🤘⚕️ #MedTwitter

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

Anatomy sir :- We will take next class in anatomy lab.
*Le me and my friends:-

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

🗣️: You'll find a lot of good people in medical College!
Average people in medical College:-

[Dr Aartii 🩺 💊 @draarti_Med]

Important Men’s Sexual Disease Guide..

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

Honestly, nothing hits quite like using your phone during exams—suddenly scrolling feels like a luxury experience, not the same boring habit it is on normal days.

[Swiggy @Swiggy]

reply with a picture of who you’re spending your valentine’s with 🥰 #ValentinesDay

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Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
Some celebrate with roses, some with chocolates..
And some with EBV, HSV, Treponema & Neisseria.

Kiss → Kissing ds.(Infectious mononucleosis)
Love → STDs
Break-up → Broken heart syndrome 💔
(Takotsubo cardiomyopathy)

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

Me and my exam have a BDSM relationship: it dominates, humiliates, and I pay the fees.

#Exams

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My studies are like a firefly's 🪲 ass—emit light but provide no direction.
Same here; I studied all night and still recall nothing.

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2° Oocyte🥚 every month 💀:-

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“Pet Mein Aag Hai” → Gastritis

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If Bollywood songs could diagnose medical conditions:-

“Mar Jaawan” → Final year exams

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“Toota Dil” → Myocardial infarction (emotionally & literally)

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New Year resolution: Improve mental health.
Medical college: Absolute contraindication.

#HappyNewYear2026

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

Normal people on Christmas 🎄🎅🏻:-
Cake • Lights • Family • Peace
Medicos 🩺⚕️on Christmas:-
• Christmas disease — Hemophilia B
• Christmas factor — Factor IX
• Christmas tree cataract —Myotonic Dystrophy
• Christmas tree appearance — Pityriasis rosea
#marrychristmas

[Dr.OP⚕️ @Homoeo_Doc]

God created the brachial plexus just to remind surgeons👨🏻‍⚕️ that they aren't gods .

#anatomy ☠️