Nick v11.1 Afanasiev

My name is Nick v11.1 and I am a Homo sapiens biologist specialized in the study of my genus, Homo. I live on our universe’s Milky Way’s Solar System’s Earth.

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Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸

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@zksnarks00 @NightSkyNow Lol 😂
That guy’s crazy, but in a good way. He actually spoke at my college’s graduation ceremony the year I graduated. Luckily he didn’t talk about reincarnation there.

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I have a strong craving for human meat. Human muscle and organs are what we should be eating. It’s what our bodies truly need: exactly the stuff they are built from.

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@Life_truthway Medicine and money can save you. Jesus couldn’t even save himself from execution.

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@spacevibex So in this reverse universe, do you suck in ejaculate into your penis from a girl’s face, then hump for 20 minutes, then meet her for the first time? Is that how things work there and then (therethen)?

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@Awakenthyself33 I’d ask Sabrina Carpenter if she’d sit on my face.

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@Zaira583642 Juice and milk because they don’t contain any useful drug, like caffeine or ethyl alcohol, and they actually contribute something bad to your body: simple sugar from juice and excess protein from milk.

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@FarhatMalik6642 Semen

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@zahrafatma1278 Clean

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@ArchDeltaHound @NightSkyNow I suppose it causes no harm, but why believe in something unverified?

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@ElaraNovax Because they carry diseases like gonorrhea and syphilis.

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@zahrafatma1278 Sleep with all their friends but don’t give them any of that puss-ay!

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@EvaSamxpxic Drugs. The right drugs at the right time are always better than anything else you can try. Try drugs today. I recommend starting with THC or cocaine and working your way up to the harder stuff. Enjoy, but try not to have too much fun or you might regret it.

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@WorkElizab A P.I.M.P.

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@Kristinartz 76 if I live to be that old. With my daily drug-taking, alcohol drinking, and zero fucks given lifestyle I’ll probably croak by the time I’m 70. Good thing, really. I don’t want to live to be too old to even want to fuck bitches any more. Shit, I might die in 24 years, even.

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@elonmusk Silly man! God is not real. I hope you’re just using that as a phrase to mean that America is either doing good or fuckin’ up, not that you actually believe in a man or spirit in the sky or the heavens who blesses people or things. That kind of delusion is common in this country.

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@his4Everz I see only four

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@JasmineRossn Not me. I drink every day.

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@Lexibexiio If they would have, I would have beat them with a wooden baseball bat until I’m too tired to keep swinging it at their body or someone stops me. I’m that insane.