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I’m highly disappointed in this. I was so excited to get it as a Christmas gift. To find out it makes terrible coffee. I have tried 3 different coffees in it.

[niln @Homunculabra]

I think the monsters in our new book HOMUNCULUS VOLUME 2 are pretty neat, but I might be biased. Oh also VOLUME 2 IS DONE AND OUT! Should've lead with that. It and Volume 1 are available HERE: https://t.co/xcZTjTpPMt

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words:.. princess?.. LOVE?..Love you all, tW

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[niln @Homunculabra]

@DoctorFishbones Trypophobia burrito

[niln @Homunculabra]

My understanding of Yugioh is that there is a coin toss, and the penalty for losing it is watching someone play an entire game of solitaire

[niln @Homunculabra]

You know you're screwed when the animal has a first name

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

A police officer in Georgia shot and killed a petting zoo donkey named HeeHaw while conducting a warrantless search of the donkey's pasture in the middle of the night https://t.co/laaMJ0vehj

[niln @Homunculabra]

@captgouda24 It's difficult to eat lead paint without coming away thinking that it's delicious

[niln @Homunculabra]

@pussy_liquor_ Never. Time stands still on the escalator.

[niln @Homunculabra]

@ULTRA_MAJESTY @MDease2 @dunkindonuts Dunkin's sandwiches went to shit too, they're like eating plastic now

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I fucking KNEW it. The baconator got RANSACKED. It tastes like poverty now, the new bacon is fucked. I used to work at Wendy’s long ago, that shit was on point and fresh, my former colleagues would be DISGUSTED with modern Wendy’s. Used to be the best nationwide chain. Trash now

[niln @Homunculabra]

They're doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Squiddy @Aquae_Sq]

@jason_koebler Guy was just inscribing runes of protection against technological demons, no harm done.

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[niln @Homunculabra]

"Use the picture of Pikachu dressed up as a little lawyer for this one"

[Jama @Smthing11]

@solisolsoli The ants in my toilet discussing the massive onslaught of pee

[niln @Homunculabra]

@ZRDR_DELRIO Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau 🫡

[niln @Homunculabra]

@spencerpratt Might wanna sit this one out

[niln @Homunculabra]

Diogenes rushing into Plato's speech "BEHOLD A MAN '

[niln @Homunculabra]

Just spoke to Mitch McConnell, the leftovers in the fridge are his but he says anyone can have it

[niln @Homunculabra]

@ImGinnyRobinson They kirked Charlie Kirk