Honest Abe

Entirely incapable of being serious.

[Honest Abe @HonestAbeLunt]

Politics is watching people fight over heads v tails when you’re rolling dice

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@guccilibertaria I lost it last time I changed phones.

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@MissThorn_ I can't line dance, but I'll make the trek up from Cape

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@Rabb1tG1rl That's my ex- wife's birthday. It would make sense if that's the day hell on earth is unleashed

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I think I need to take a trip. The spirit needs a little reset. Someone offer to show me someplace cool.

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@FletchHerCox What a hell of a game. I'm gonna be salty about losing for a few days after that rally

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@GentThePenguin @MrJmezz It's an interesting point when you realize how often cowboys in media have a almost Ronin like role to play.

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What is the best dancing scene in a movie

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

What is the best dancing scene in a movie

[Honest Abe @HonestAbeLunt]

The only acceptable response from this Sheriff would be to arrest the governor

[BCSO (Sheriff) NM @BCSONM]

Today, Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham issued an emergency order temporarily suspending open and concealed carry laws in Albuquerque and throughout Bernalillo County for the next 30 days. This move has been positioned as a response to the alarming and tragic rise in gun violence, particularly the heart-wrenching death of an 11-year-old boy this past week.

First and foremost, every lost life is a tragedy, and the well-being of our community is of paramount concern to the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office. We share in the collective grief and urgency to address this issue.

However, as the elected Sheriff, I have reservations regarding this order. While I understand and appreciate the urgency, the temporary ban challenges the foundation of our Constitution, which I swore an oath to uphold. I am wary of placing my deputies in positions that could lead to civil liability conflicts, as well as the potential risks posed by prohibiting law-abiding citizens from their constitutional right to self-defense.

I was elected to represent and safeguard all constituents and to ensure the balance between our rights and public safety is maintained. That means we must critically evaluate any proposed solution to the deeply rooted issue of gun violence, ensuring we both protect our community and uphold the values that define us as a nation.

To proactively address gun violence, the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office has implemented and is currently executing several initiatives:
1. ERPO (Extreme Risk Protection Orders) - Identifying and addressing threats before they escalate.
2. Behavioral Health Unit - Addressing underlying mental health issues that often intersect with violent incidents.
3. Youth and Gun Violence Initiative - Focused programs to curb youth involvement in gun-related crimes.
4. Felon Firearm Possession Intervention - Targeting felons illegally in possession of firearms.
5. Crime Commission Initiative - Zeroing in on cases where firearms are used in the commission of crimes.
6. Interagency Collaboration - Partnering with State, Local, and Federal entities to create a unified front against gun violence.
7. Creation of a Violence Intervention Program - Intervening in gun violence before crimes happen through intel and inter-agency collaboration.

In conclusion, while we might not be in complete alignment with the Governor's recent order, we remain steadfast in our commitment to work collaboratively, both with her office and with the community, to find sustainable solutions to the gun violence epidemic plaguing our county. It is through robust dialogues, open-mindedness, and the shared goal of a safer Bernalillo County that we will find our way forward.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support.
Sheriff John Allen Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office

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@CallMeK1123 I just heard that gen z is being called the Christopher Columbus generation because they think they're the first to discover everything

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He's been convicted. Time to stop saying allegedly. He raped two women and should rot.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Hollywood celebrity Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years to life in prison for r*ping two woman at his home in Hollywood Hills.

Hollywood: Scum of the Earth.

Masterson, who starred in "That '70s Show" and is a member of the Church of Scientology, allegedly drugged and r*ped the two women between 2001 and 2003.

The first woman was assaulted by Masterson in 2001 in her sleep.

The second woman was assaulted by Masterson in 2003 after he shoved a pillow in her face.

[Honest Abe @HonestAbeLunt]

@anarchogay Missed you 2

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@anarchogay Me 2. Hi Mae

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Has anyone ever dated someone who wanted to go through their phone, and it DIDNT turn out they were the one hiding things?

[Honest Abe @HonestAbeLunt]

Then why does every planned economy run out of toilet paper?

[Jabari Brisport @JabariBrisport]

Having a plan is better than not having one.

Socialism = planned economy

Capitalism = unplanned ("free" market)

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@guccilibertaria Note to self: Rob Gooch

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@CallMeK1123 @guccilibertaria And Gooch if you decide to write a letter might a suggest a nice...

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@CallMeK1123 @guccilibertaria I was thinking a letter. People really appreciate the personal touch

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@guccilibertaria Being old enough to remember the message board days, every site online is a dating app

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Flip side: if you face possible jail time the state is required to provide an attorney if you cannot afford one.

[Jennifer Ekwonye ✝️🗽 @Jenni4Liberty]

Did you know that, as of September 1, it is now a misdemeanor to not show your ID at a traffic stop in the state of Texas? You could be fined $500 and face possible jail time.

What in AUTHORITARIAN is going here???