Honest Brodie Van Wegnen

What the fuck do you expect me to do on a shoestring budget and Krusty old Wilpon as my boss? Bringing you my uncensored thoughts on the state of the Mets.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

When I said “Come get us”, I meant it literally. Our team charter plane is stranded in Miami, and we don’t have the money to fly with an airline. Can someone come pick us up?

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 give me a call

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Jarred Kelenic is in an 0-for-35 stretch with the Mariners that has sunk his slash line to .101/.193/.203. It's tied for the longest hitless streak by any player this season.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

What's that now?

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Jarred Kelenic is in an 0-for-35 stretch with the Mariners that has sunk his slash line to .101/.193/.203. It's tied for the longest hitless streak by any player this season.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 Steve. I hear you could use a new General Manager. Please give me a call. -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@sschreiber13 Not quite. The acquisition of All-Stars Robinson Cano and Edwin "Sugar" Diaz was one of the many shrewd transactions I spearheaded during my time as the GM of the Mets. Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@AnthonyDiComo Thank you, Anthony. My success with the Mets organization speaks for itself: The acquisition of former All-Stars Cano and Diaz was critical towards the 2019 team's finishing with a winning record of 86-76. 2020 was a winning year as well in a shortened season.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@JeffPassan Jay was impressed by my first-rate leadership within the Mets organization, as well as my shrewd negotiating skills.
Hard work pays off. -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@JeffPassan @Feinsand Jeff where is my credit? I reported this in November.
https://t.co/FgxH3j5YWI

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

Source: @Mets and @Indians close on deal for Lindor. McNeil, Smith, Allen, Gimenez all in the deal for the Mets.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

Source: @Mets and @Indians close on deal for Lindor. McNeil, Smith, Allen, Gimenez all in the deal for the Mets.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@Ben_Yoel This is incorrect. I acquired the best closer in baseball and a former MVP candidate two off-seasons ago.
Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@SteveGelbs I'll be honest, Steve. I would have started the negotiations with Mauricio and McNeil. Good thing I'm not pulling the strings anymore. Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 @ me next time

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 You really fired my ass for the pizza delivery guy?

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@SNYtv Even I think that this rotation sucks ass lol.

Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 @Nickgee111 I hear you need a president of baseball operations. I am a free agent. Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

Source: @Mets and @Indians close on deal for Lindor. McNeil, Smith, Allen, Gimenez all in the deal for the Mets.

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@StevenACohen2 Hey, can we talk?

Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

.@RobinsonCano lo jodiste

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@JeffPassan It's a good thing @StevenACohen2 fired me earlier this month lol

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@KFCBarstool Kareem – Did you or did you not cheat on your pregnant wife? Thanks, -BVW

[Honest Brodie Van Wegnen @HonestBrodieVW]

@JeffPassan COUNT THE VOTES!!!