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So apparently a white guy cant call a black guy "Monica."

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Remember, tolerance is key:

German judge invokes Qur'an to deny abused wife a divorce https://t.co/piHqjJn2zC

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@MMFlint you brave bastard you.

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If you're only good because you think "God" is watching and judging, you're a piece of shit. #religion

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Tattoos are like potato chips, fat people shouldn't have any.

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Happy bday Prometheus, Bacchus, Hermes, Adonis, Tammuz, Dionysus, Heracles, Buddha, Mithra, Zoroaster, Krishna, Attis, Osiris and Horus.

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Thinking about naming my dick Pinterest. Girls stay on that shit.

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Sadder than a fat persons belly button.

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Hippie- Loves to bitch about marijuana being legal: too lazy to vote.

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#SheMightBeASlutIf she refers to her ass as a two way street.

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Being a circle doesn't count as being in shape.

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#AtABlackChurch New suits, new shoes, new weaves, and the baskets empty.

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It's the thought that counts I guess.

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#MistakesGIRLSmake picking the winners.

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Id rather read braille written coincidentally from a bums backne than a book written by Tucker Max.

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Hogging (hog-ging)
v. 1. To intentionally pursue obese woman for sexual gratification. Only acceptable in extreme circumstances.

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#TwoThingsThatDontMix Idiots & Tattoos

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You know you're in love when you use a condom with the other girls.

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Don't worry all you super game stop line waiting studs, ill take care of you're woman while you devote all your time to the TV

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#thingsicantlivewithout money, woman, scotch, water, food no particular order