DavidWSteel

Semi-literate musings of a muppet

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

@Tim_Burgess Please, for the love of God, play Toothache in Edinburgh (And Come In No 21 and Feeling Holy if you fancy?)
Thanks.

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

@EasyPeasy_3 Politics has taken quite a slide, its voting for which plague will cause the least amount of pain.

Nice Evinrude btw, how are you finding it?

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@EasyPeasy_3 With a contractor hat on, where should your vote go?

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@AskPaddyPower Do you have a price for Constitution Hill falling tonight at Southwell?

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

I received this in my Christmas Card from my 14 year old.
AI has a lot to answer to.

[Star Shaped @StarShapedClub]

The Stone Roses - Fools Gold (live at Heaton Park, 2012)

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

As soon as the bass hit that was it
Pure joy and carnage

RIP Mani

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

A sneaky Belarusian has slipped some tramadol into the Dane’s half-time cuppa #SCOGRE

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“Willie’s in the Turf!” #BreedersCup

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Hopefully Scotland can cover their gaping hole in defence and stop the Greek front two of Vaginitis and Cunilingus #SCOGRE

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@nisith1974 I’d have rather gone to TF

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

@MattBarclay11 Hardcore Ayr Utd fan.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Remember Ann Landers? This is good.

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

@MattBarclay11 Enjoy. My height was a massive disadvantage there although the swimming hippo was a treat.
Selling a kidney to ensure enough money to get home.

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

Glock pistol, Kriss Vector rifle, then AK-47.
God bless America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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As it turned out it was more like Monty at the ‘92 https://t.co/tUAaAts4cD at Pebble Beach

[DavidWSteel @HonestManDWS]

Shades of watching Lyle in the ‘88 Masters #USOpen

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My grand-father was the pro at Glencruitten GC in the 1950s and often told me of the high number of scratch and first class players despite it being a par 62
I doubt very much that he would ever believe that a kid from that course would be tied for the lead of #USOpen going up 18