MICHAEL👹

@izabella_oliva❤️ I love my boi tooo

[EZ PICKENS @ezpick3ns]

what is James talarico going to do to fix the Dallas cowboys organization

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

Vibes in America tonight.

[Kawhi Leonard @Way2Whi]

As I Return.

[xBROOKSx @xBR00KSx]

They’re never throwing the ball. The WRs are TERRIBLE. Throwing to a 2.5ft TALL WR and a fast WR with literally NO HANDS

My WR room:

WR1: Mewtwo. 6’7 269lbs. Athletic freak. Megatron meets Randy Moss

WR2: Dragonite. 7’3 463lbs. Catch radius. Mike Evans with wings

WR3: Charizard. 5’7 200lbs. Catch radius. Can fly. JaMarr Chase with wings

Slot: Persian. 3’3 70lbs. JSN aka The Kanto route artist

I’m also swapping RB and not having a FB. Rhydon is too slow

RB1: Arcanine. 6’3 341lbs. Derrick Henry but with Bijan agility

[Astro @CrAstro2]

the best song on FOMO got cleared…

WE WON 🙏

[Underdog @Underdog]

Senegal up 2-0 with less than 10 minutes remaining in regulation

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Me and ICEMAN back by popular demand

[TL Rak @Rakattack]

Don't bring him to Kings Row

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the mediocre WR he watched when he was younger

[GhettoGronk @GhettoGronk]

Bo Nix when the Broncos are seconds away from the AFC Championship game

[Draymond Green Enjoyer @BlockedByDray]

Vikings would deadass fart on the phone if they hear that

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Maybe Alabama can play Texas Tech next week in the We Fucking Suck Bowl presented by Zero Offense.

[Barstool Texas Tech 🌵 @barstoolttu]

Texas Tech playoff run

[Derek Allgood @BMS_Derek]

I have an endless amount of things that make me a loser. I don’t deny this but Numero Uno on that list has to be that I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan

Has to be

[Football @BostonConnr]

Soft

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

BIG 12 CHAMPIONS 🏆

Congratulations to @TexasTechFB for claiming the 2025 Edward Jones Big 12 Football Championship.

#Big12FB | @EdwardJones

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

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[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

This is our moment.

Let's go take it.

#WreckEm | @reliantenergy