Honest Pineapple

I tweet the truth.

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SOPA is bullsh*t #honestpineapple

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#ThingsICantLiveWithout Food, Water & Shelter, why is everyone so reliant on other things? #honestpineapple

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#Ileftyoubecause you cheated on me with a kiwi. A KIWI! #honestpineapple

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#thanksjustin for making my twitter trends full of nonsense. #honestpineapple

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The hardest choice of your childhood - Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur. #honestpineapple

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Rugrats was shit #honestpineapple

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Wake up 5 minutes before alarm, back to sleep - feels like 5 hours. Wake up 3 hours before alarm, feels like 5 minutes FML #honestpineapple

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When you whore twitter trends to gain followers. What Happens In Vegas #SVU House Bunny August Rush #honestpineapple

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When you see Justin Bieber trending and you just want to delete your twitter account. #honestpineapple

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Accepting that you are going to die when you're home alone and hear a noise. #honestpineapple

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When you have over 1,000 Facebook friends but only know 200 of them, it doesn't make you cool. #honestpineapple

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When you watch @tobyturner so much that every time you see a commercial you yell " SPONSOR!" #honestpineapple

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When people add a tint effect to a photo, they declare themselves Photoshop gurus. #honestpineapple

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When you think you are a boss for getting 5 followers in a day, 4 of 5 were porn bots #honestpineapple

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When you have unlimited text messages but do not text anyone #honestpineapple

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When you see someone you don't want to talk to you pretend be on your phone #honestpineapple

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When you think you're bleeding from your ass after having a hot shit #honestpineapple