HonestSlut

i should wash my hands before i type this.

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All girls need to learn how to have a good sense of hummer.

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No vibrator is powerful enough :(

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feelin undesired. maybe I need highlights.

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Lovin this comedy sketch about swallowing cum U gotta C http://t.co/S2p6dA08MD SUBSCRIBE

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I give higher quality blow-jobs if within twenty minutes after crying.

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I know I'm getting older bc I just had great sex and thought during it: "I wanna meet this guy's parents!"

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New Years Resolution is to no longer seek validation through the approval of/attention from men!

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Doing a lot of self-reflection lately.

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I can't wait for Christmas I truly love the holidays and am excited to spend time with my family & friends!

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Ladies don't forget to clean out your belly buttons occasionally bc when a guy finishes on you I'm sure some gets in there, ya know?

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I should prob stay in tonight bc I just don't feel like having sex and if i go out to dinner with a guy, i have to :/

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WARNING TO GUYS WHO FUCK ME: I kinda think I want a child soon.

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I have selective dick memory.

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Sometimes I feel so cynical about a guy liking me that when one is going down on me, I assume its just to practice for a better girl.

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The main reason I prefer to frequently hang in bed naked with a guy is because I don't think I have any good outfits.

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Yes, that's my current butt in my profile pic.

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When I ask to be spanked during sex, I'm 100% judging the way he does it & if it's not correct, I'm immediately BORED.

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Ugh I'm so sick of pretending things feel good.

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If I'm not wet, THAT'S ON YOU DUDE. But if you can't stay hard WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE?

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When a guy licks his whole hand to lube something up, I like to think of it as a big envelope to a letter he's about to send me.