Honest Lewis

Honest Lewis, author, poet, polemicist. Author of the novel Parasites. He is the Diogenes of Nashville, Tennessee.

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I would like to offer my respect to the guy standing and waiting in the Taco Bell drive through line while smoking a blunt. This could be a great commercial. #tacobell #onbrand

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It happens again next week! https://t.co/ilIi9t7Udx

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Tfw the gas station in the middle of nowhere is playing the Eraserhead score.

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in Washington https://t.co/9McUfgelpL

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I don't always flick a lit cigarette into the open window of your truck. But when you have California tags, are blaring bro country music, and cut me off in a roundabout I do.

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Does all of Missouri smell like pork rinds? Am I having a trokes?

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Arkansas still smells funny.

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Tfw you're trying to get medicine to a hospital and people are blocking traffic to shotgun beer in the street. — in Lexington https://t.co/NMzSRrNaly

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Tfw you're trapped inside Kid Rock's Honky Tonk.

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A t-rex and a caveman in the same picture is about ten million years more accurate than a t-rex and a stegosaur in the same picture.
This makes me want to fight people.

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The God I don't believe in should be challenged to single combat, daily. Spat at. Cursed. The God I don't believe in is a coward who won't come out and fight.

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I should probably take up necromancy as a profession.

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Tfw a bomb drug dog tries to hump your leg — at Nashville International Airport https://t.co/chxwQw87Cw

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Yes. Every bit of this and more. https://t.co/TlWG1YmZeW

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Book pitch from a dream: Kafka's Metamorphosis, except you're a cybernetic death machine bent on avenging itself against a cruel uncaring world. Spoiler: your family hates you and holds you back.

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at Rosebud Bar https://t.co/JykEu5YCQJ

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If liberals want less police violence and unjust prison sentencing then they should consider careers as police officers and prosecutors. As is American liberals have ceded the law enforcement profession to... https://t.co/Vbi2FdhJwX

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The idea that no work is original is a bore and hardly worth discussion.

What is interesting is how we respond to our influences in our work. Do we acknowledge them? Overtly or otherwise? Do we name drop? Do we pretend we don't have them?

No one was born with an idea.

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If you use Uber or Lyft today you're crossing a picket line. Drivers around the world are striking. Don't be a scab. Even if that means you have to walk.