KatHonk

If you were here, you could pour honey all down my naked body and lick it al off inch by inch

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Every day you're gone is another day I have to forget about you. Then I call him upset and crying and he's like "it's okay. Toughen up" toughen up this dick!!! Fts.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Apparently a lot of people. They all commented. I understand it now, why hurricanes are named after people. #fitness

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

I'm ok with having only a couple friends. We're gettin hot & heavy tonight folks.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

There are so many things wrong with this statement. I don't even know where to begin. At my age, eating dinner at 4pm doesn't seem that weird anymore ok. #fitness #milf

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Oooft *Disco for one !

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

I think that was the wrong emoji - An autobiography. Haha probably. However if I had a warning label it would be bigger than me.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

https://t.co/v3ogkAY64z
M: kids clean the living room 6: I can't, I just grounded myself. #breastmassage #tits #fitness

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Waterproof mascara is for people who aren't already dead inside so no thanks. R8 is going to phucking slay everyones favs.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

She was subtweeting me. #bigtits

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

I will not be shamed into practical clothing choices gawd. Yessss girl.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Ha! Same. He went off about Canada too. I really dig his moobs.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

I just like winning lol. #gym #cumwhore

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Someone told me I'm a 'little sunshiny ball of mass destruction' I resent sunshiny. Ooc: Oh dear God, my son just used the term nerdgasm as a hashtag!!

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

You are not new to Twitter. Funny though.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Livid!!!! I missed you babes never quote tweet me again. Welcome to a sample of the energy of what it's like being a double pisces. #swinger #fuckme #cameltoe

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

What a dick move. Well done. Intimate partners always bring up each other's shit.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Tired of waking up without you next to me...

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

I deleted it I felt so bad.

[KatHonk @HonkKat]

Fa-la-la-la-la-fellatio.