Howard Stern

I invented everything. I am the King Of The World.

[Howard Stern @HooHooHooHowie]

Now that we've had Ozzy on the show again, we need to get back to real honestly talented musical guests like Leslie West.

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3 hrs? Look how soon I've gotta be on the air. Vacation time! RT Morning :) fuck this shit I hate it.gotta be up in three hours nd here I am

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Hoo hoo hoo...how about that fake twitter Gary Busey, Robin? He just got ousted as the mayor of Buseyville. Hoo hoo hoo.

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Good thing I was on vacation most of that time! Hoo hoo hoo...

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Does anyone know where Artie is? Someone call that traitor Jackie...No one's passed me something funny to say on a sticky note in months!

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Can a nigga get a table dance? At Scores? I can say that because i'm an eighth black. I'm an octaroon.

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What's that, Robin? No there is no other Howard Stern. It was me. I invented convictions! Hoo hoo hoo...

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Fartman stands above and beyond the law! I will not be convicted! I will rise above your justice system and bestow my own gassy justice!

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Hoo hoo hoo. I was convicted on two counts in the Anna Nicole Smith case. Rape and sodomy. Hoo hoo hoo.

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@jackoffjason You know, my father used to call me an idiot. Look at me now...hoo hoo hoo!

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@The_Breeze27 I'm luckier than you'll ever know. Do you know what Fred and i REALLY did with Jessica Hahn in a bathtub? Hoohoohoo!

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@The_Breeze27 Lupe should be the next Ms. Howard Stern...then I can put her and her fake tits in bed next to MRS. Howard Stern. Hoo hoo hoo!

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@The_Breeze27 There'll be an extra VIP package you might be interested in where for an extra 500, Ralph will come give you a "cut n a blow"

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I can only tweet now and then until my Twitter contract is signed...so enjoy these while you can.

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I miss Beetlejuice and Hank. Wait, no I don't, I just looked at my bank account. Hoo hoo hoo...Call Wendy the Snapple Lady to dance for me.

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@The_Breeze27 Yes, and now I've set my sights being the King Of All Twitter. Cuz there's no one left on MySpace. Hoo hoo hoo

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@mikefromNOLA New deal. Tuesday through Thursday. And that would have just cost you a dollar. Hoo hoo hoo, I'm a genius!

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@The_Breeze27 Hoo hoo hoo! I gave DiBella cancer! I invented cancer just so I could give it to him!

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I can see it now, Robin...it'll be called the HowieTweet app. Free to d/l, but CC info required for access. Automatic charges.

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Hoo hoo, it doesn't matter if you are or not...i'll just follow everyone and retweet 100,000 a day. That's 3 mil a week. #kingofalltwitter