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PUNCH COPS. #HOOHA

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LUCKILY I BLEW UP 5 PRECINCTS AFTER LETTING EVERYONE NON EMPLOYED OUT #HOOHA #NOSURVIVORS

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WOW THAT SHERIFF STUNT TAUGHT ME A LOT. ALL COPS SUCK

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@VIKINGREMLIN HOLY SHOT WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU I'M MAKING YOU MY NEW DEPUTY

[ACAB BRUNO @Hoo_Hah]

GRAHAHAHA CLEANED UP THEM VARMINTS IN THE MART. LET'S MOSEY ON TO THE CENTER FOR SOME REST AND SASPARILLA #YEEHAH #HOOHAH

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I HEARD THIS HERE VIRIDIAN WAS ONCE HOME TO SOME AWFUL BANDITS CALLED THE ROCKET GANG. LET'S CLEAN THIS TOWN UP! #YEEHAH #HOOHAH

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ALLRIGHT PARDNERS, SHERIFF BRUNO'S ON THE TOWN. WHAT LAWLESS DUSTBOWL OF A CITY SHOULD I CLEAN UP WITH MY TRUSTY REVOLVER FIRST? #HOOHAH #YEEHAH

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I FELL ASLEEP DRIVING AGATHA'S CAR BUT I WOKE UP IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT OK. I WAS ALREADY WEARING THESE NEW CLOTHES #HOOHAH #YEEHAH

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HEY DID ANYONE SEE WHERE AGATHA HID HER CAR KEYS, I'VE PUNCHED LIKE 8 CABINETS AND STILL NOT FOUND THEM. I GOTTA GET TO THE MALL! #HOOHAH

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BRB GOING SHOPPING. I THINK MY SEWING KIT NEEDS A NEW NEEDLE FOR LEATHERWORK TOO #HOOHAH #YEEHAW

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WHAT IF I WAS A COWBOY #HOOHAH #YEEHAW

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HEY @CHAMPION_LANCE CHECK OUT THIS COOL PIC I FOUND

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WHAT'S A GUY NEED TO DO TO FIND A GOOD DEATHMATCH IN PASIO? THIS PLACE IS BORING #HOOHAH

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I TRIED TO SAY "I'M FUCKING SHREDDED" AND THIS IS WHAT CAME OUT. PASIO SUCKS LEAR SUCKS AND I JUST LEARNED THIS IS A NO KILLING TOURNAMENT! #HOOHAH #WHENVACATIONSGOWRONG

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LEAR IS AN ASSHOLE HE WON'T LET ME YELL IN PUBLIC #HOOHAH

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COME TO PASIO DEATH BATTLES IN THE NEXT 26 DAYS OF YOU WANT AN ASS KICKING #HOOHAH

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I'M ON A PLANE #HOOHA

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@Champion_Lance TOO LATE I'M LONG GONE #HOOHA

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COME TO OPPOSITE LAND IN THE NEXT 62 MINUTES IF YOU WANT AN ASS KICKING #HOOHA

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COME TO COLD EMOTIONLESS VOID THAT ENCOMPASS ALL IN NEXT 31 MINUTES IF YOU WANT AN ASS BEATING #HOOHA

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I CAN ONLY HOLD MY BREATH THAT LONG #HOOHA