Phat nutty booty police officer caught you trying to unclog your stiff gooner pole in your car. Now you have to do whatever she says if you don’t want to go to jail 🚨👮🏻
Hit up my fav YN when I was in Brooklyn. Told him I needed him to come over asap. So you know he came, 🍆 brick af soon as he walked in. I wasted no time pullin out his thick 🍫 stick, he tlkn bout “Damn Auntie, I ain’t know you had a washing machine in the back of ya throat!” 💦