RobinhoodAlpha

News from the Robinhood Chain.
Projects, alpha, launches.
No noise. Just signal.

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

@100xjax Hehe you bought bag of 49k at 77k mcap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

@GuoShenCN7 Claude

[Thing @thingmeme]

Here is the thing . . .

We are still here and still working on our #NFT collection

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

There is only one $thing in crypto and it is here

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is... 👁️👁️

We’re planning something new for the THING ecosystem.

Generative THING NFTs. 🥔🎨

Every THING will be automatically generated from different traits, creating its own unique combination.

And here’s where $THING comes in:

🔥 Minting will require $THING 🔥 Tokens used to mint will be automatically burned 🔥 Every mint = less $THING in circulation

From just a thing...

to thousands of different THINGS. 👁️👁️

More soon.

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

You survived another day in crypto.

No Lambo.
No 100x.
Still here.

Suspiciously bullish. 👁️👁️
$THING

[Thing @thingmeme]

We gave THING a website.

That was a mistake.

Now you can:

🗼 Stack him.
🔨 Whack him.
💩 Splat him.
🔪 Slice him.
🪝 Swing him.
😱 Make him fly by screaming.
🚀 Strap him to a rocket and send him TO THE MOON. 🌕

⚡ Or become THING and dodge all the shit you did to him

No utility.

Just a completely unnecessary collection of games about one unfortunate THING. 👁️👁️

🎮 Enter the THING Zone:

https://t.co/UQ8wO3xLwx

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

🎢Charts go up.
🚑Charts go down.

$THING stays positive. 👁️👁️

Be like THING.

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

Launch was never the finish line.

It was the starting point.

We’re here.
We’re building.
And we’re not fucking leaving. 👁️👁️
One community.
One $THING.
Let’s make this thing impossible to ignore. 🔥

[Thing @thingmeme]

GM THINGS. 👁️👁️

The thing is...
Charts change.
Hype comes and goes.

A strong community stays.

We’re still small.
We’re still early.
But every day there are more of us

Keep building.
Keep showing up.

Let’s make $THING a thing. 🥔🔥

Make sure you’re holding the right THING:
0xf66513E017cE240594DB10228F7B9ebD49E34528

👁️👁️ $THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

Some $Thing just launched on #Robinhood

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

You’ve heard “the thing is...” your whole life.

Ever wondered what THE THING really is? 👁️👁️

Well...

Now it has a token.

$THING IS LIVE.

CA: 0xf66513E017cE240594DB10228F7B9ebD49E34528

No promises.
No grand vision.
No pretending we know what happens next.
It was always here.
You just started noticing it. 👁️👁️

[Thing @thingmeme]

Trump keeps saying “the thing is…”

Maybe he’s trying to warn you.

Because the thing is...

THING is coming. 👁️👁️

And everything else is getting the fuck out of the way.

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

This is just the thing

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

Every 6 hours CT discovers a new meta.

New animal.
New narrative.
New ticker.
New reason why “this one is different.”

Then everyone moves on.

THING has no meta.

THING is just...

the thing. 👁️👁️

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

Just touch the Grass and chill

[Thing @thingmeme]

The thing is...

It’s Sunday.

No charts.
No alpha.
No “100x gem.”
No pretending you understand the market.

Go outside.
Touch grass. 🌱

THING will still be here when you come back. 👁️👁️

Probably.

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

@thingmeme Gm

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

You don’t have to wait for the moon to come to you. 🌕

You can go there yourself.

Unfortunately, you’re going as THING. 👁️👁️🚀

🎮 Fly to the moon:
👉 https://t.co/jULJbDwgTK
No promises you’ll make it.

[Thing @thingmeme]

Everyone in #crypto keeps saying:

“TO THE MOON” 🚀🌕

So we gave THING one simple job.

Get there.

He has no idea how.
He doesn't really care.
But he's going anyway. 🥔🚀

🌕 THING MOON

🎮 Check the game.

🚀 Fly THING to the moon yourself:

👉 https://t.co/j8M0FhTnvw

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

Some thing is coming 👀

[Thing @thingmeme]

Why is it so fucking quiet here?

Where did everyone go?

...right.

It’s Friday. 🍻

Everyone’s drunk.

THING isn’t.

He’s just standing there. 👁️👁️

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

Keep poking the $THING

[Thing @thingmeme]

THING has been poked over 40,000 times. 🥔🪵

He has bruises.
He has scars.
He looks like absolute shit.

And somehow...

he still doesn't give a fuck. 👁️👁️

Keep poking.

👉 https://t.co/oHySk8mh37

$THING

[Thing @thingmeme]

🎮 We gave THING an entire arcade.

🗼 Stack him.
🔨 Whack him.
💩 Splat him.
🔪 Slice him.
🪝 Swing him.
😱 Make him fly by screaming.

And when he's finally had enough...

⚡ BECOME THING and dodge the consequences.

7 games. 🎮
0 purpose. 🧠
1 unfortunate THING. 🥔

👉 https://t.co/CgKqMV8xUQ

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

This $Thing is crazy

[Thing @thingmeme]

🎮 We gave THING an entire arcade.

🗼 Stack him.
🔨 Whack him.
💩 Splat him.
🔪 Slice him.
🪝 Swing him.
😱 Make him fly by screaming.

And when he's finally had enough...

⚡ BECOME THING and dodge the consequences.

7 games. 🎮
0 purpose. 🧠
1 unfortunate THING. 🥔

👉 https://t.co/CgKqMV8xUQ

$THING

[RobinhoodAlpha @Hoods_Alpha]

Propably some $thing