Captain Hook

Greetings one and all. I am Captain Hook, please note that ticking, crowing, and children of any sort will not be tolerated on this ship.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

There is nothing more fantastic than spending months out at sea. Nothing except returning to shore and ridding myself of the entire crew.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Now I don't normally do this, so bear with me, but I need link clicks. http://t.co/MEymdbpX I promise to be on more often!

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

So Sorry for my radio silence lately. But let me just say, Happy Valentine's day to you all!

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#IAintGotTime to dilly dally, I have to wax my mustache. Hello again twitter, we really must stop this on again, off again affair.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

@Captain_Bonny I ...errrrr Plead the fifth. Smee misses you terribly though.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

@Captain_Bonny The twitter connection in the cove is simply awful. I tried sending a seagull your way, but that didn't work so well.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Dearest followers, tell me what your plans for New Years Eve are. I promise to pretend that I care.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Must #resist a belated holiday greeting to all 119 followers of mine.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#AllIWantForXmas is my hand....and maybe some mustache wax.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Happy Birthday Walt. Thank you for giving an old sea dog a fresh start.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Can't decide if it's worth sailing for warmer waters. Do I really want to put up with the crew for that length of time?

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

@Belle_Books Spending it as far away from them as possible.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Children in Need 2011. As long as it's not Peter Pan then, I guess this is ok.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#sexiestmanalive? Why not #MostDapperManAlive?

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#HookMeUp? Oh I'll Hook you up all right! I'll bait you hook, line and sinker! Twitter, let me hear your best hook related puns!

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#ThingsThatYouShouldKnow: I am better than Peter Pan in every possible way.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#ThingsICantLiveWithout A good tune and a well kept ship. The best days of sailing are almost enough to make me forget about Pan

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Happy Birthday Madam Curie! You were quite an astonishing woman.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

#IveAlwaysWantedTo play the Guitar, but thanks to SOMEONE that dream has been horribly denied to me. Thanks a lot Peter Pan.

[Captain Hook @Hooked_onYou]

Happy Halloween Everyone!