Alejandro Velasquez

The independent variable

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

If my boo sees this, you fine as hell ma

[xEP Network | Sports Analytics @xEP_Network]

Larnach hits a HR! 2-3 on the day so far

[𝓯𝓮𝓫𝓮 @feebsrx]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[Alex @MC___Ready]

Pre-workout supplements are getting out of hand. GNC’s new product is $65 dollars for 20 servings. $100 a month for pre? Insanity

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

@tio_Dev this you?

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

When L’sGod said “ I don’t know what to do when you’re around me. I just know I want you, just say you will marry me” I felt that

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

She told me to focus, but I ain’t no Ford

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

@ZhuzhDev What about our sword fight?

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

I bet my parents didn’t share that one Facebook post with the “cursed” photo, now look at me Hook arm and 9 fingers smh

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

Talk to em🗣

[k e a n o @KeanoJoJo]

If you don’t like horny tweets then close your eyes tf 🤨

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

@cheesy_papi 🤢🤢🤢

[Kerry Copito @PincheEddy]

“You ordered the “meat lovers” baby girl?”

[neurodivergent papi 🧩 @Wavethoven]

A government building was overthrown by Bass Pro Shop rewards members. Enemy countries licking they chops rn

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

Another year another retweet

[Alejandro Velasquez @HookimusPrime]

People: How’s the new year treating you?

Me: