Joshua Burkett

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@NickAdamsinUSA He's not going to sleep with you, bro.

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@seanmdav Bro, Trump isn't going to sleep with you.

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@MikeCrispi It's wild when any politician, regardless of which side they're on, doubles down on this level of hatred and out right lies.

I think it's time to consider a different career, Mike.

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@daisiaskata @HenpeckedHal @raeshawniii Bingo! Romantic pursuit is a spice of life. If the sparks were truly flying between these two, then what she did made their night all the more amazing.

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@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Maaaaan these two teams are gonna kill each other Wednesday and I'm here for it.

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@HonestTheologi1 @streetgospel82 @Bruxy (2/2) during those times when communities are confusing and hurting to say "Well maybe now that congregation will start to doubt that PSA heresy."

Don't use other people's tragedy to bolster your own beliefs. It's gross.

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@HonestTheologi1 @streetgospel82 @Bruxy I personally believe that Penal Sub Atonement is close to heretical. There have been many pastors who teach PSA who have had some great moral scandal. Even though I strongly disagree with the doctrine, it would be woefully obtuse of me (1/2)

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@streetgospel82 @HonestTheologi1 @Bruxy (2/2) Whenever you say the Bible says something it doesn't, does it not make you a false teacher? And by your own logic, you may have some carnal behavior accompanying it.

Is there anything you'd like to confess? 😂

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@streetgospel82 @HonestTheologi1 @Bruxy P.S. the Bible doesn't say that "false teaching and carnal behavior usually accompany each other" I see what you're trying to say, but using the phrase "as the Bible says" is a bit sketchy. (1/2)

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@streetgospel82 @HonestTheologi1 @Bruxy (2/2) as heretical because he was an unrepentant liar? Again, super dishonest way to do theology.

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@streetgospel82 @HonestTheologi1 @Bruxy The Bible doesn't justify using that old logical fallacy of affirming the consequent. Mark Driscoll was an unrepentant liar, does that mean his views on Penal Substitution are heretical based on that alone? Am I now able to lazily write off Ravi Z's views on exclusivism (1/2)

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@JamieLeeJones91 @CyberpunkGame (2/2) Im no industry expert here, but if a company puts out a game for a console, it's generally considered a good idea of that game works on that console. That's kinda how consoles work.

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@JamieLeeJones91 @CyberpunkGame This really is an idiotic argument. There are hundreds of different configs for PC. When I want a PC game, I can easily find out if it's compatible with my rig.

How many configs does PS4 have? One. You know how I know if a PS4 game is compatible with my PS4? It exists.

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@CyberpunkGame @CDPROJEKTRED C'mon guys, it's a little tone deaf to say you're humbled at how many people trusted you when you broke that trust and haven't apologized for it.

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@sarahbessey I found that book on my parent's bookshelf and rifled through it when I was a kid. It caused me to throw away my ENTIRE NINJA TURTLES COLLECTION.

Dear Jesus, help me show unsurpassable worth to the chucklehead who wrote that book.

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@ericmetaxas This is the saddest backpedal I've read all week.

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@ericmetaxas @Patheos Eric, how is this good 4 kids who may lack the ability to understand nuance on a tricky issue who may read your book and think all immigrants are bad?

How does depicting immigrants as monsters correlate with your faith, which tells us that all people are made in image of God?

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Even scooter riding dinosaurs know that #Epsteindidnotkillhimself