Hoosier Daddy

Soumik scored more in one half than Umair all season

[Hoosier Daddy @HooooosierDaddy]

Our condolences to your team. At least it wasn’t @VivekKodali https://t.co/gg6hdM9SoP

[Team India IM @shsbrowns]

Our star player, @umair_syed0204, has tragically passed away from being a little bitch and spending time away from our team

[Hoosier Daddy @HooooosierDaddy]

@shsbrowns Went 3-0 today tho wbu guys?

[Hoosier Daddy @HooooosierDaddy]

Stats against the Hoosiers:
Points:0
Ejections:1 https://t.co/27srJ7vshM

[Team India IM @shsbrowns]

Umair Syed player profile:
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 75 lbs
Nicknames: Soft, Trash
Strengths: Shut down Soumik Sarkar
Weaknesses: Selena Gomez, Growing beards, Playing Basketball

[Hoosier Daddy @HooooosierDaddy]

@shsbrowns @mcdonough_tyler Tyler has no good knees and would still beat umair in bball