Tide Hoops Enjoyer

UA Alum and knower of ball

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

Start at Houndstooth. Get the stone buenaveza. Get another. Get another. Walk to quick grill. Order the messy fries with extra ranch. Eat them with your hands. Head west. Bypass Innis and laugh at the people who paid cover. End up at Jackie’s. Have a White Russian.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

Wonder if this stupid nerd won’t be ranking any of the other teams picking up g league players this off season. Watching everyone pretend like they cared about college basketball when they really just hated Alabama was funny.

[Connor Earegood @ConnorEaregood]

Today's AP Poll is out. A note on my ballot: I did not rank Alabama this week.

I will not rank a team that has to circumvent the rules through a court order just to win (and still lost). To me, that's a team admitting its own weakness.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@wockhardtflame @Tracer14nc @SeanMoHoops I mean it is extremely reliable, only 1 champion since its inception has been outside of the top 4 at the end of the year or something crazy like that.

[Jimmy Reign @AU_FinalBoss]

Bama fans, did your football team win an SEC or National championship this year?
-“no…but we beat Auburn”

Bama fans, did your basketball team win an SEC regular season or tournament championship this year, or make a final 4?
-“no…but we beat Auburn”

Bama fans, do you care about or keep up with your baseball team, ever?
-“no…but we beat Auburn.”

Bama fans, do you have a degree, retirement, health insurance, or a 401K?
-“no….but by gawd we beat Auburn.”

[Greg Byrne @Greg_Byrne]

We are good! He’s not going anywhere!

https://t.co/mlIvzDWAYe

#RollTide 🏀

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

Pretty sure everyone’s pointed out how corny this is so I won’t do that.

But what happened to players saying things like “they’re a good team, and he’s a good player - but think I’m one of the best scorers in the country etc.”?Everyone trying to act hard for an edit intro now.

[College Hoops Database @CollegeHoopsTIk]

Why is Yaxel Lendeborg always doing this I’m-holding-back-laughter gimmick when talking about freshman competition?

Like my dude, you’re in your sixth year of college basketball. If you want to make sure people your age are guarding you, there’s options.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@Chillindamos1 Gayle and McKinney were both much more efficient lol that was one of his best games of the season and he couldn’t crack 50% from the field, it’s okay to admit he is an average to below average player on a good team.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@Chillindamos1 He didn’t change the outcome of that game in the slightest lol the player he’s talking to is 10x better than him

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@CFBChuckk Dawg he literally sucks he is the exact same player as he was just on a much better team😂. Plug any 1 on a high major team into his role and Michigan instantly gets better

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@smoovebg We watched it is blatantly obvious that he’s terrible😂

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@BoudiccaFTW @crislerpretzels @BarstoolUofM Finally beat our worst team in three years while being carried by a 27 year old but sure

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@BoudiccaFTW @BarstoolUofM @crislerpretzels Explain what he’s better than average at

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@crislerpretzels @BoudiccaFTW @BarstoolUofM He is awful. Has been since he was a freshman

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@BoudiccaFTW @BarstoolUofM @crislerpretzels He’s a terrible basketball player

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@BoudiccaFTW @BarstoolUofM @crislerpretzels Unfortunately Cadeau is terrible and doesn’t get to do this. If Lendeborg wants to that’s fine I guess even though he’s 28, but Cadeau is a bad player getting carried. He needs to shut up and be thankful.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

@samurai_hoops Have you asked yourself when the last time UNC beat Alabama was?

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

>Brandon Miller did nothing wrong
>Kicked off the team and in jail
>Being investigated
>Kicked off the team
>Cry
>Cry Harder?

You are just mad because he owned your favorite team in MSG this year. Pretty much all Nate Oats hate stems from the fact that he wins basketball games.

[Johnny Thunderbird @newyorkgrooovee]

Alabama Basketball Under Nate Oats:

• Brandon Miller delivers murder
weapon to Darius Miles in 2023
• Darius Miles guilty of capital murder
committed in 2023
• Aden Holloway arrested for carrying
a pound of marijuana while driving
before 2026 NCAA Tournament
• Commit Jaykwon Walton arrested on
gun & drug charges in 2023
• Nate Oats shoves a Missouri player
during a game in 2024
• Nate Oats signs & plays Charles
Bediako despite being ineligible after
signing a professional 2 way contract

People really don’t talk enough about how terrible of a reputation Nate Oats has created for himself & his team at Alabama. 4 players have been involved in criminal offenses since 2023, Oats put his hands on an opponent’s player, and he tried to illegally add a professional basketball player onto his team mid season this year.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

If this is stoned Aden, sober Aden might be the best guard in the country

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

He had one job, and he did it to perfection. Auburn was one win from being in the tournament, and Big Chuck denied them exactly that. We will NEVER forget you 14.

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

>Arrives
>Beats Auburn
>Immediately leaves

Hang the jersey in the rafters honestly

[Tide Hoops Enjoyer @HoopsOnlyGump]

And with that Alabama loss, Auburn picks up their biggest win of the season. Big for a team currently sitting in the first 4 out