The craziest thing about World Cup month is realizing where you were in life during the last one. Shit I still remember watching my first World Cup game ever. A 4-year gap means your job, your relationship status, your friends, and your entire life situation are completely different, but you're sitting watching a random group stage game at 1 AM on a Tuesday. Football is a time capsule.
I love when I scroll Twitter and my algorithm is just cortisol spiking, how to boost testosterone, this Clavicular pussy, or just straight pornos. @x how bout you figure it the fuck out and get this shit off my timeline.
Nobody talks about Harry Potters fall off enough. This guy was Harry fucking Potter and now he can only get these cringy ass comedy show roles? What happened to our boy???