Zaphod Beeblebrox

You think you got existence deprivation problems? Try being a two-headed, three-armed ex-Galactic President from Beetlegeuse.

[Tim Peake @astro_timpeake]

Small #aurora shows how thin our atmosphere is. #Principia #timelapse
https://t.co/1PPRkUph8W

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@tweetofsarah hiya

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

"Congrats on a great career as a hamster's arse"
"Don't sell yourself short amigo"
#auspol https://t.co/ZYUZSl0Myk

[Countess FrightBat свобода FromTheRiverToTheSea @CorruptNSW]

#nswpol #auspol #injuredworkers #workerscomp
If #lnpfail doesn't kill you with cuts
Insurers will finish the job https://t.co/3o5HSXxZfW

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@caseyleneve Hate how they conflate sex work with trafficking and dismiss actual SWs who literally confirm they're working consensually.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@PiperJackson_xx so jealous!! Hope you have a wonderful trip.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

More likely all the little white girls will now start appropriating Black Panther stuff. #SB2016 #Beyonce https://t.co/EJAwdsOJi2

[Raw Story @RawStory]

Unhinged TV anchor: Beyonce Super Bowl show deprived ‘little white girls’ of racial harmony https://t.co/EqLao4h3cJ

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@mm_ssssshh yeah of course Clinks...sorry

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

And right there the church proves it doesn't really give 2 fucks abt child abuse. #auspol https://t.co/sJbmEjoV0S

[PaulStPancras ⌛#NHS #COP26 #Rejoin #NoHS2 #FBPE @paulstpancras]

This is disgraceful ~> Catholic bishops not obliged to report clerical child abuse, Vatican says • https://t.co/e2zaKWM73I •

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@luciebeexxx duh...all of them!

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

I could use some Valentines Day ideas guys 😊
@DTs_tweets @AvaGraceVIP @MsVeruca @tweetofsarah @mm_ssssshh @ecclestech

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

In what could set a precedent for exposing the vile culture inside elite schools... #auspol
https://t.co/TGmSjlhCIe

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

Bullying victim sues Brisbane Boy's College for $600k https://t.co/kHwfLO9Yfv via @brisbanetimes

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

Bullying victim sues Brisbane Boy's College for $600k https://t.co/kHwfLO9Yfv via @brisbanetimes

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

Mindset must make it easier to do shit like strip away royalties earned by the mining of their land. https://t.co/7rsnyQLFCI

[Prossy Kakooza (She/Her) @Pkakooza]

Until 1960s Australia, Aborigines came under"Flora & Fauna act"which classified them as animals.👀 #BlackHistoryMonth

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@AvaGraceVIP Thanks for the tip on @tweetofsarah new @.
How are you guys doing? Didja have a good Chrissy and NY?

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@tweetofsarah Hi Sar. You forgot "Somewhere other than the head coz they're already fucked there."

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@DTs_tweets @AvaGraceVIP @MsVeruca @tweetofsarah @mm_ssssshh @ecclestech Yeah life is pretty sweet thanx DT ☺️

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

@AvaGraceVIP @MsVeruca @tweetofsarah @mm_ssssshh @ecclestech @DTs_tweets Yep, Mum's doing well. Tough as they come!

[Zaphod Beeblebrox @HoopyZaphod]

Way to dehumanise whole communities of First Australians. Patronising fuck. https://t.co/CqVsEklQdA