Jake Shaw

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

This is literally "drive for show" vs "putt for dough" @PGATOUR @DellMatchPlay #Watson #Kisner #WGCMatchPlay

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

"I can't wait to be inside you later"

*I whisper to my bed when I'm forced to go out and be social

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

If you walk around your office with a giant cup of coffee while sighing loudly people will just assume your busy/frustrated and will leave you alone #LifeHack

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

I think @PhilMickelson36 misses the green on purpose just so he can show off his chipping skills @PGATOUR @genesisopen #amazing

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@marysophiah Me IRL

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

Happy Half Price Chocolate Day Eve everyone!!!

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@nickylette Philgregory looks like he is about to rob a casino with 10 other guys

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

Hey @WishShopping and @facebook , I don't tweet much but why are you trying to sell me extremely cheap cocaine and a straw #Ineedanswers #Facebook #Wish #Whatasteal

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@WileysJohnson Welcome to my world

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

heard a commercial for #stiffbullcoffee nothing better than finally getting rid of morning wood like giving yourself another erection

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

Glad I get to see @kylekinane in one week. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points #STL #kylekinane

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

1st date- that's a nice shirt
2nd date- another nice shirt
3rd date- that's the first shirt again
He only has 2 shirts

My date probably

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@nickylette Best music video ever

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

My phone used to remind me to get up and walk around, now I get messages like this....feels good #FitIn2017

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

I don't know what's worse my girlfriend cheating on me with my best friend or Sergio winning #themasters #Fuck2017

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@TheRealTDaviss @cjhealy137 my hairs so thick my barber charges me double #archerquote

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

@TheRealTDaviss @cjhealy137 I wish I had that hair

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

I think Tiger in his prime couldn't even beat @DJohnsonPGA right now, some of the best golf I've ever seen #WGCMatchplay @PGATOUR

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

Rory of house Shaw
First of his name
The untrained
Breaker of leashes
And ruler of the backyard realm
@GameOfThrones #GameofThrones #GOT

[Jake Shaw @HoosierDaddy199]

Loaded up on @LogboatBrewing and @PineyRiverBrew for our drive back to Texas #BestBeerOfMissouri #BringItToTexas