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Tragedy comes in so many forms. https://t.co/x9vNrU2nts

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Never ever ever microwave a burrito in a break room of a facility that makes fertilizer. — watching 9-1-1: Lone Star

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Knowledge. https://t.co/FDT5u2WqLM

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The most important news of 2020. https://t.co/JkJ74X9OGr

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always fun to see the insecurity of successful people play out on social media. he sucks on weekend update. always has. here's hoping he sees this post and attacks me the same way. i enjoy a good fight. https://t.co/mZzJWEwFjv

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🙌The person who didn’t vote Jeter in on the first ballot is a national hero. 🙌

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Hillary Clinton lost to the dumbest & least qualified candidate of all time.

Yet she has the audacity to refer to Bernie as "unlikeable".

This Clintons continue to be Stage 4... https://t.co/NS6ENqgvjR

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A masterpiece. — watching Jojo Rabbit

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Remember that time he was about saving the kids? Yeah not so much. https://t.co/TJ7u23ic98

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I’m blown away by how great this movie is. — watching POKÉMON Detective Pikachu

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I just discovered that Christopher J. Lisk and I may have crossed paths with this viral sensation. I like her even more now. 😎 https://t.co/X74WIrNbrF

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"We took out those terrorists like your football team would've taken out those terrorists!"
-President Trump addressing the LSU Tigers

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Good things happen when you leave ESPN. https://t.co/tSSJobooIy

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In the 1950s, CEOs made *20* times more than their median employees. Last year, the average s&p 500 CEO made *287* times their median worker pay.

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“Tony LaRussa was head of 1st team doing steroids. Yet he's still in game making half million. No one's gonna go after that. This stuff's getting old. They target certain guys & let other ppl off the hook.... https://t.co/YLok3d9o5Q

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Who will be outed next? I will dance in the jig in the middle of Main Street if it’s Joe Torre. Nothing would make me happier. https://t.co/QYN9w05wWL

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I don’t see Jeopardy that often. But we had the volume up on this episode at work. And it was painful to watch. I’m glad to see folks sending some positive vibes her way. https://t.co/4zvRyTU9yF

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I think Taco Bell is a plague on society. That being said, the new commercial with the karate and the nachos is super sweet!