Nancy Ward

ne'er do well in training

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

The CDC recommends piggy dippin. piggy dippin at the piggy pond. nah you are sausage swimmin at the water bowl. you dip dem fat little toes in there chubba buns.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@Adweek Ironically this one from a hotel promoting sunny times and social gathering in LA during a surging pandemic.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@onepeloton @onepeloton I’d love to hit a milestone but my crank broke 2 weeks into owning the bike. WOW. It’s been an additional 3 weeks now trying to get your company and XPO to rectify the issue, with no success! Very upset with the customer service from both your companies. Any help?

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

Completely mesmerized, blown away, and in complete awe over everything this project represents. BRAVO @hellomondaycom http://t.co/7bGcP59QKD

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

Gah. Get out of my brain. "@PSFK: Budweiser Challenges Lucky Gamer to Life-Size Pac-Man Game
http://t.co/O0Nve4tTEc"

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

honest question--has anyone ever seriously thought about buying a pair of those dress pant yoga pants?

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo @hootananny @TacoBell

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

and today's anthem is... ♫ Let Go – RAC,Kele,MNDR http://t.co/ZlNZdOqzKZ #NowPlaying

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo tommy. lee. jones.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

No shopping. No cooking. #NoPants. One very surprised delivery guy. Thanks @Eat24.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo PIZZA FACE SAYS FEEL BETTER http://t.co/Bi8lPKYuje

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

Take your #coachella. I have a red solo cup of wine and sand. #sundayfunday http://t.co/AdflwdhuTg

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

hey mac n' cheese, stop pretending that you're two portions. it's never gonna happen.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

I've been tagged. #72andgooglyeyes @ 72andSunny http://t.co/tl0onZsCZ2

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo woah. they've finally smoked themselves stupid.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@TacoBell @domomo LOOK YOU AND TACO BELL ARE THE SAME AGE NOW.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo ya damn right.

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

Good ol' fashioned plane race @ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) http://t.co/4hkchxOUs0

[Nancy Ward @hootananny]

@domomo @TacoBell @therealsamwize you just ruined the dream date I was planning for us.