Hooter Ward

Seeker of Peace,A Legend in his own Time. Oppressor of Champions,Soldier of Fortune, Good-Time Charlie with a Harley, Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound!

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@AustinMatta

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Bout time for the radio stations to start playing Christmas music isn’t it?

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@RyanLeeP

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I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

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I find old cables in my house that I know I should throw out, but then I’m like “nah I better keep this in case someone comes around with a Nokia n95 & needs to plug it into a fax machine”

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The first guy to ever hear a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days...

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The Greats never sacriface the Importants for the Urgent. They handle the immediate problem and still make sure to secure the Future.

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Hsawaknow

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Hope I can still remember the choreography to Thriller when the zombie apocalypse comes. Honestly, I don't run very fast...

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@RyanLeeP Found it!

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Big F-U to the guy that thought putting the "X" to clear what you just typed right next to the "search" button on a cell phone screen search bar... Some of us actually have fat fingers that constantly "fat-finger" the "X" & have to type again #Annoying #Dumbass #HuskyProbs

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Dad's feeling the love 😁 https://t.co/I25Ukf8uDN

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"What brings you to Ohio? Damned if I know"

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North Korea is where the Flying Monkeys from The Wizard of Oz come from. Just a FYI. #America

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Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of the desert world, Be ice cream or be nothing. #America

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Hugh Hefner died last night. I wonder if anyone has been dumb enough to say, " He's in a better place now" #PlayOnPlayboy

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History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!" #BringingBackChuckYuks

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I love my wife very dearly. Had an amazing weekend all because of… https://t.co/8AHALl8WAq

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Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.