Hobbit Hole Cat

After not receiving a rose for JuPa, I am now a bitter, lonely cat in the Hobbit Hole! And one of those girls smelled like Tuna.

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Oh Jordan....hide the gay a little bit more of you want her to pick you. #TheBachelorette

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Jordan and the pensive gentleman....I think he is looking for penis....not Becca. #TheBachelorette

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Buzz words: Arie. Blindsided. Fear. Hope. Do the Damn thing. Drink whenever they say those words. Oh wait. Don't. You will die. #alcoholic #TheBachelorette

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So Lincoln for the next bachelor! #TheBachelorette

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I was so #teamtia for #TheBachelorette. Becca is fine but she ain't no Tia.

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The fact he just proposed to her makes me sick. I have no words for the awfulness this show has become. #TheBachelorFinale

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Arie is an emotionless robot. #TheBachelorFinale

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Becca girl. That proposal was shit anyway. No one was impressed with his sorry ass. Your next one will be better! #TheBachelorFinale

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Everyone in that room hates Arie. Like just stop talking already. #TheBachelorFinale

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The amount of dumb bullshit spewing out of his mouth is ridiculous. #TheBachelorFinale

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And the award for quickest overcoming of a panic attack goes to Arie. #asshat #TheBachelorFinale

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Yall...2 more hours of this shit. 2 more hours of his stupid salt and pepper haired ass on my tv. #TheBachelorFinale

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Anyone else want to kick Arie in the balls? Like I am over hearing his voice. I'm gonna mute the tv when he starts talking. #TheBachelorFinale

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I would have fucked him up. She is way too calm. You yell now. Cry later with your girlfriends and wine! #TheBachelor

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For the record, I said he was a shitty pick to begin with! Like what barrel did they have to scrap the bottom of? #TheBachelor

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The fact that her dress sounds like a rain stick makes me want to break up with her. #TheBachelorFinale

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I fast forwarded a lot. I'm sleepy. He is an ass. Can this just be over now? #mythoughtson #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor

[J.P. Rosenbaum @JP_Rosenbaum]

Yeah yeah, we get it we get it, the most mind blowing, orgasm inspiring, dramatic, panty dropping, heart wrenching episode of #thebachelorfinale in the history of the world.

[Hobbit Hole Cat @Hooter_Problems]

Krystal is so very annoying and not even entertaining. #fuck #gohome #whosoundslikethat #Bachelor

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Who was dating Robby? Amanda or the twins? Everyone be angry! #BachelorInParadise