METmurse

Views and retweets are performative engagement markers so as to reveal all or nothing of one’s authentic perception depending on the observer

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@CallumGreenINV @ScotRail KTF Callum.

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@ThePlanetaryGuy @ProfBrianCox Looks as dry as my tongue feels right about now.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Smoker here. Forever getting asked for a cig on my walk to/from the bus. I carry a screwed up empty packet with me to show them the one in my mouth is my last. Get your own cigs you scrounging cunts.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People that are the most uppity about the use of the word 'cunt' are usually the biggest cunts ever.

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@LostGlasgow Bag of Babybel and a six pack. Sorted.

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@oakroyd Now that’s a woolies.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Buddy. He can't see most colors, but is pretty sure that light is green. Because there is no way it could be red for this long. 12/10

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When we bought our house in 2020, we found an old Tesco bag packed full of soft porn magazines from the 90s in the cellar. I will often take a few ripped-out pages when I go for an evening jog, and put them in roadside hedges. I feel like I'm reviving a lost tradition.

[METmurse @HootsHo]

@AlanBaxter Fill a bowl of water right to the brim.
Put bowl in basin
Put hands in bowl to wrists
Take bowl out.
Weigh water in basin
Voila weight of your hands.

Works for heads too…….allegedly

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The poster for the Kyiv Book Fair.

Instant classic.

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@AlanBaxter What about them railway or electricity ones. Traumatised me them did as a nipper.

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@fasc1nate It was at that exact moment Keith realised he’d fucked up.

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@GLA_Airport And I’ll be one of them. Looking forward to coming home from down under.

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@AlanBaxter Rafters of shame

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@burger2_the Don’t feed the Trolls man. Block and move on.

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@LostGlasgow @Iamhairyf God I sank a few pints there back in the day.

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@AlanBaxter Sometimes Americans can pleasantly surprise you. Not often mind. I hope it was done to show how bad a law this is. Not bc they actually believed it.

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@aussieboroboy @scalzi The computers will become self aware before most humans.

[Am Baile - Highland History & Culture @HighlandHistory]

Campsite between #Arisaig and #Morar, c1970s. In the distance, Rum (left) and Sleat (right)

[source: @hlhlibraries' postcard collection]