Martin Howell

Lager drinking Chelsea fan residing in the town of swine, North West of Manchester. Opinions are always correct.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Looking forward to seeing Alan Henderson and The Dewhurst Butchers (ft Cleaver), at next year’s Glastonbury and there debut single, How’s about a pound of fillet 🎵 🎶

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@lord_scoop doing his best Harvey

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@CrimeLdn What would their fathers say ?

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@GOLDBABYO @traceyhowell64 see ! Not just me

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@GaryLineker the new face of walkers ?

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Morecambe & Wise, Simon & Garfunkel, Ant & Dec, Sutton & Shearer.
Warby’s & Carrs
@Warburtons @CarrsPasties

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Did your team currently finish 6th out of the best 36 teams in Europe or are you in the next 36 best teams. If not, should you stop living in the past and change your team again

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@Robin_Askwith Who, Hull, Stewart, any Laver ?

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This Garnacho fella seems to be doing ok seeing as he came from nowhere

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@MC_frnk Is that clip from the CL final ?

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@theoldforgecbs how sad you cancelled Halloween.
Minority ruling the majority.
I guess the toilets will be one from now.
Go JK

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@abierkhatib If only they’d not taken any hostages 2 years ago

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@SkySportsPL #askclinton - when are you going to leave ? I think you’re terrible

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@narindertweets Good bye Kaur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@premierleague Worldchampion

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@MatchDCentral Dick

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@SkySportsPL Q- when is he going to leave

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@Inevitablewest And when it is reported, it always contains “far right” in the headlines ! 😖

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@MENnewsdesk So you’re aware @MENnewsdesk , the “far right protesters “ will be at Albert hall soon for last night of the proms

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@BBCSportScot @BBCSport That’s the Scottish season more or less over then. Celtic to retain the title