Shannon Hammond

PharmD 🤓👩🏼‍⚕️

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

Mom: “Whatever you have been doing to lose weight is really working, you look great!”

Stress, mom. It’s stress.

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

Jalapeño and pineapple pizza is high key 🔥

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

Idk who needs to hear this but pineapple does indeed belong on pizza.

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Her head is very heavy because of all of her thoughts

[BIBA. @Lovetounj]

I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢

[Drake @pharmacydrake]

I’m gonna start a hibachi type pharmacy where I do bunch of tricks while filling the prescription and then toss the pills in the patients mouth

[Notorious B.A.E @ThatSahnowChick]

Reasons why masks are not so bad:
- reduce makeup usage by half
- face jacket in winter
- work can’t prove I said something inappropriate
- secret snacking
- accidental gleek shield

[bb @kbeanzyy]

i like being respected as an I N D E P E N D E N T bad bitch 💅🏼 but i also like my man treating me like a baby seal fresh out of the shower requiring delicate handling and pets & also my sandwich crusts cut cus i am a princess 👸🏼

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

Do you wave when you see someone with the same car as you or are you normal?

[Dylan @iDylan_Nguyen]

I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.

[bb @kbeanzyy]

I am genuinely impressed cats can sleep 18 hours a day. Full flex in my opinion

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

I want to know why Hulu/Netflix have not hopped on the Fresh Prince train yet.

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

@katie_krieger Your appendix knew it and dipped 😂

[Grandma Li @AtsukosGrandma]

I put in trash can

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

@sydneejohnson96 How considerate 🥰😘

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Shannon Hammond @HopAlongHammond]

@kbeanzyy For the record... always 💁🏼‍♀️😂

[i'm tired of this, grandpa! @morganoftheleaf]

can't wait to give my man a PS5 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰