If we can't arrest a sitting President for laundering money, illegal war crimes, market manipulation, being named a pedophile in the Epstein Files, kidnapping a world leader and his wife, and having to pay $88.3M for sexually assaulting a woman....WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAWS FOR???
When can we start having a real conversation about prices without y’all egos? Cuz as soon as someone starts discussing prices it becomes a conversation of “broke” or “cheap”… How about shit it just ridiculous and getting out of hand these days? 🥴😖
Wanda Sykes recalls the exact moment Chris Rock called her after learning she'd had breast cancer, and her deadpan response to his apology.
Wanda Sykes: "Chris called me and he was like, 'I didn't know, man. I didn't know. I'm so sorry you went through that. I wish I had known.' I was like, 'What? What were you going to do, Chris? Come give me a titty massage?'"
Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.
Are we great yet?
Eat lettuce, shit yourself to death. Eat some eggs, you might fucking die. I missed the part where poisoning our food “makes America healthy again.” This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet in charge. All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.
Call it a millennial crisis if you want.
But in my 30's, I realized l don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace. I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be. I still want to make money.. just not at the cost of my life.