Russ

don’t be ashamed of who you are. that’s your parents’ job.

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

thanks for the email jimmy johns i was literally just wondering what kind of precautions you would be taking during the COVID-19 crisis

[Spotify @Spotify]

Break out the frozen pizza.
Mac Miller's pivotal K.I.D.S. mixtape is now available to stream.
https://t.co/xtVZ0i9quw

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

@Salmongelli what an incredibly Libra response...

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

how many astrology accounts must i mute before i am free

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

@ClaytonLGraham you’re not wrong

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

watching facebook stories is rock bottom

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

where are all my instagram entrepreneurs at

[briidy @briiiidy]

its a friday night but who fucking cares !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

oh god oh fuck i think i’m dudes

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

“don’t ever bring that weak shit onto my court again sister josephine. FOH.”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

These nuns have set up a court to play basketball while quarantining at a convent in Spain 🙏

(via @AleAvilaV) https://t.co/CUHGPDibo5

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

me turning the “haha’s” from the groupchat into serotonin

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

@kenya__24 @thesiranton @ClaytonLGraham can’t go wrong w the classics

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

@thesiranton highly anticipated

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

People are dying China read the room

[TIME @TIME]

Wuhan celebrates the end of its coronavirus lockdown after 76 long days: https://t.co/WJZWamPVN6

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

evidently not here for a good time nor a long time

[Russ @HopOnTheRussBus]

one time when I was 10 and alone in the backyard I put water wing floaties on my wrists and ankles thinking I could just float at the surface and that was almost the end of lil ol russ. don’t show this tweet to my mom.