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[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

[Sharon Osbourne @MrsSOsbourne]

Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @lewsm96]

Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call

[Oliver Sykes @olobersyko]

💜Pure love is the best & worst thing- it hurts so good, makes us happy & sad simultaneously, it sends us insane. So here's to being crazy💜

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Hate when a cunt yer no expectin says awrite an ye hit back wae a pure high pitch HIYA then think about it for the rest ae yer pathetic life