not bill clinton

lol

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

I’m not president anymore so i can say the fuck word

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

exactly one year ago. a package arrived for me. and little did i know. that inside. would be the very best stuffed fren. anyone could ever ask for. happy birthday sebastian

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Unless you feet hovering off the groun during nation antheem you unpatriot. oh whats that you cant fly like bird??? maybe you shoulda thought bout that before you decided to human.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that’s around you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i was watching from the window. as the human left to go do whatever they do. and i guess they saw me. because they ran back inside. to give a few extra pats. before leaving again

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i accidentally dropped my bone. on the human’s bare foot. they did not enjoy this. and i don’t know how to tell them. i’m so sorry

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

some people say it must be nice. to not know of all the bad stuff in the world. but that’s not true. i know it’s there. how else could i be the perfect antidote

[Cole @colesizzle]

IHOb =

I - I chime in with a
H - "Haven't you people ever heard
O - of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much
b - better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

[The Cavaliers @TheCavaliers]

11 more days

#hype #dci2018

[Satan @s8n]

As much as I’d love you here in Hell, I’m more than happy to wait until it’s your time. Suicide is never the answer 🖤

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

#NotAllPisces https://t.co/27muUBeTCM

[Neshhhaaa @NeshaMagnuson]

I really wanna argue that Pisces aren’t emotional but I know im an emotional wreck lol

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

There is still work to be done even when I am no longer in office. For example, I will stare at the House of Representatives like this for the rest of the night

[Skoog @Skoog]

In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.

Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?

Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.

[Satan @s8n]

Trump : I don’t hear yanny or laurel I hear covfefe

White girl holding a gun in her graduation picture :

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

HeCk

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

#NoLongerPresident ::( they said I was lying >::(

[not bill clinton @HopeBorn]

I'll tell you how it goes after the case tomorrow. :( #PrayForClinton